Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says (parody)

The Galactic Empire Times ^ | 5/11/11 | Den Duhr, Hallis Saper

[hoagy62]

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

[hoagy62]

Read this for a laugh, especially the comments by the 'readers'. Number 2 comment in..Yoda. "Unless body I see, believe I will not".

(This apperently was done with the blessing of the New York Times.)

[Jeff Vader]

I find your lack of faith disturbing

[Sybeck1]

I guess the Hutt turned a blind eye?

[dragonblustar]

I like the comments too.

[dragonblustar]

This cracked me up..

Bonk Droid · 6 hours ago BONK BONK BONK.

[Perdogg]

Jar-Jar Binks is still running the country.

[DarthVader]

Obi Kenobi is dead. Three .44 Magnum slugs to the head.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

And of course, there is the Star Wars ‘Cops’ parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MMAoOPa0Pg

And the somewhat rude Star Wars ‘Clerks’ parody.

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/trooper_clerks/

[max americana]

Jar is pResident while Chewbacca is First Wookie.

this country is pretty much a Star Wars convention.

[I still care]

That is hysterical.

Did Lord Vader come out and say, “I directed Imperial Stormtroopers...I...I...I...I..”?

[conservativeimage]

I killed Obi-Wan and all I got was this empty cloak.

[Bean Counter]

[Emperor Palpatine]

Lord Vader is taking all the credit for this when it was the policies I set in place that brought this Jedi terrorist to his well-deserved demise.

[Jeff Vader]

that bastard’s my half brother and I live in squalor in a mud hut on Tatooine. you would have thought he could spare a few credits to help me out.

[BenKenobi]

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

[tcrlaf]

“Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s death, you started to see Death Star stormtroopers post:

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.”

lol....