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My toilet paper makes me sad (Georgia-Pacific, Koch brothers)
5-11-2011 | me

Posted on 05/11/2011 2:51:26 PM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

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To: derllak

Education, education, education.


101 posted on 05/11/2011 5:40:15 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: derllak

If a TP demonstration woman approaches me and bends over to show me how well her brand works I’m not taking at peek between her legs to see the smile (or frown) on her face! LOL!


102 posted on 05/11/2011 5:44:02 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: JaguarXKE

> If you soak the pages in bacon grease it softens them up
> considerably.

Thanks for the suggestion!

Those pages are kind of crinkly, like the old onionskin typewriter paper.

Some bacon grease would be perfect.

Also would keep the tubes lubed.


103 posted on 05/11/2011 6:01:05 PM PDT by Westbrook (Having children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: JaguarXKE

> If you soak the pages in bacon grease it softens them up
> considerably.

Thanks for the suggestion!

Those pages are kind of crinkly, like the old onionskin typewriter paper.

Some bacon grease would be perfect.

Also would keep the tubes lubed.


104 posted on 05/11/2011 6:01:28 PM PDT by Westbrook (Having children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: goat granny

ROFL!

That Sears catalog tip will be our little secret. ;)


105 posted on 05/11/2011 6:05:41 PM PDT by derllak
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Lol!This thread has me well edumacated about toilet paper.

(yes, I misspelled it on porpoise!) :P


106 posted on 05/11/2011 6:09:02 PM PDT by derllak
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To: NWFLConservative
hmmmm! pervert????

but those sears lingerie models were the best thing going for country boys

107 posted on 05/11/2011 7:12:47 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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To: JaguarXKE

I thought the NYT was only used to line bird cages.


108 posted on 05/11/2011 7:14:51 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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To: JaguarXKE

I thought the NYT was only used to line bird cages.


109 posted on 05/11/2011 7:15:24 PM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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To: freejohn
Oh, I dunno .. I'd have to ask one of the past or future aborted on that!

Go ahead......

110 posted on 05/11/2011 7:40:11 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (It's a beautiful day and I'm glad I can see it in color.......)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

This thread has been brought to you by bidet manufacturers association.


111 posted on 05/11/2011 8:16:49 PM PDT by xp38
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To: papertyger

No I don’t know why.....could you elaborate?


112 posted on 05/12/2011 5:22:25 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

Some one should tell Sheryl Crow so she can use more than one sheet at a time. She’d be benefitting both of her whack job positions.


113 posted on 05/12/2011 7:16:17 AM PDT by Vor Lady
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To: elpadre

Amen to that! And I was a city boy! LOL


114 posted on 05/12/2011 8:25:38 AM PDT by NWFLConservative (Game On.......Fight Like a Girl!!...............Saracuda in 2012)
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To: Westbrook

A farmer friend tells us that large burdock leaves work in an emergency. Of course, they are only available in large enough sizes a few months a year.

On a more serious level, there are acceptable brands at Aldi’s that run about .38/2-ply double roll.


115 posted on 05/12/2011 8:48:42 AM PDT by reformedliberal
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To: reformedliberal

Wash with water very well and use wash cloths to dry off with. Simple.


116 posted on 05/12/2011 4:50:34 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
Normally I am not outspoken, but I get such a punch in my gut when I am confronted by backdoor funding of something as hideous as a the murder of an inconvenient child that my mouth tends to run away from my brain.

Great!

117 posted on 05/13/2011 4:13:37 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
Normally I am not outspoken, but I get such a punch in my gut when I am confronted by backdoor funding of something as hideous as a the murder of an inconvenient child that my mouth tends to run away from my brain.

No; it did EXACTLY what it was supposed to do: speak out against EVIL!

118 posted on 05/13/2011 4:14:29 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Da Coyote
I don’t understand why any corporation would contribute to anything that even approaches controversial.

Duh; it's a CORPORATION!

NO one has ever accused them of having any BRAINS!

119 posted on 05/13/2011 4:15:39 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: almost done by half

I never heard this, do you have a source?

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Susan+G+Komen+Foundation+funds+Planned+Parenthood%22&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-ContextMenu&ie=&oe=


120 posted on 05/13/2011 4:19:24 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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