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Teen girl shoots dad with arrow because he took away her cell phone: cops
NY Daily News ^ | May 26th 2011 | Lukas I. Alpert

Posted on 05/26/2011 4:11:54 PM PDT by FlyVet

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To: Gabz

It’s the door slamming that bothers me. We live in a manufactured home. LOL


61 posted on 05/26/2011 7:15:48 PM PDT by Politicalmom
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To: dalereed
A girl shot me in the ass 60 years ago but it was called target practice!

Did you get her in the end?

62 posted on 05/26/2011 7:22:49 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 854 of our national holiday from reality. - Obama really isn't one of us)
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To: null and void

no but she also flipped a jeep and damn near kiled me!

just a good neighbor friend!


63 posted on 05/26/2011 7:30:08 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Valpal1
Personally, they should leave in the woods (after shutting of her cell phone service) until she comes out cold, dirty and hungry crawling on her hands and knees begging for forgiveness. Or surround her with speakers blaring Lawrence Welk music until she cries uncle.

That's one of the funniest things I've read on FR. I'm hoping you work at Gitmo.

64 posted on 05/26/2011 7:30:28 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Politicalmom

We live in a manufacture home also. There is only one functioning door left, mine.


65 posted on 05/26/2011 7:36:34 PM PDT by Valpal1 ("No clever arrangement of bad eggs ever made a good omelet." ~ C.S. Lewis)
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To: null and void

Let me give you a long bow on account of your sharp wit. =)


66 posted on 05/26/2011 8:45:23 PM PDT by Redcitizen (In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
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To: momtothree

This is one H”arrowing” tale . ;)


67 posted on 05/26/2011 8:49:39 PM PDT by Redcitizen (In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
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To: Daffynition

She was cross enough already. =0


68 posted on 05/26/2011 8:52:43 PM PDT by Redcitizen (In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
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To: Libloather

Would not let Dad call on the cell phone for help. That is stone cold.


69 posted on 05/26/2011 9:05:45 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Daffynition

Please don’t give Zia ideas.


70 posted on 05/26/2011 9:40:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TheOldLady

Damn, I hope so.


71 posted on 05/26/2011 9:45:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: FlyVet; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
From the scene of the crime:


72 posted on 05/26/2011 9:48:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I know so. You’re a good person, smart too. Don’t blush.


73 posted on 05/27/2011 6:49:19 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: FlyVet

In retrospect, he probably should have taken away her crossbow as well.


74 posted on 05/27/2011 8:34:13 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: FlyVet

That’s it! Ship her off to SPACE CAMP for life. She’s going to the Baikonur Cosmodrome for Astronaut training and then she is going to be booted off to the Moon/Mars, to do time. If she’s lucky, they’ll put her on the new SpaceX spacecraft designed by Elon Musk, CEO. Jail time doesn’t work, never has.


75 posted on 05/27/2011 7:40:47 PM PDT by Vindicated2
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