Weiner Limerick thread [please add yours...vanity]

me ^ | 6/1/2011 | Me

[matt1234]

There once was a strange man named Weiner
Who had an unpleasant demeanor.
He tweeted his willy
To a young filly.
And his wife pondered pastures greener.

[BufordP]

One more...

Congressman Weiner’s in a bit of a stew.
He tweeted a pic of his screw.
A hacker’s to blame.
But his constituents exclaim,
Just wait till we get our Hanes on you.

Inspired by a commercial.

[3D-JOY]

Good job BufordP...I like the laughs I am getting reading this thread.

The one about Huma running back to Hillary is a classic.

What is this a sham marriage to cover for all of them? Even the religions would both kick them out!

Keep writing guys!

[grasshopper2]

Excellent! I vote this thread, the thread of the decade!!!

Great job everybody! LOL!

[twister881]

A mean Jew with a fantastic nose
Once Tweeted his u-trou clad hose
As the French would say,
“Je ne parle pas Anglais,
Mais bien sur que oui, Le Petite Chose!”

[blau993]

There was a young boy from New York
Who liked to take pics of his dork
But then he went “tweetie”
To some West Coast sweetie
And his mouth had great need for a cork

[Bean Counter]

There was a young Lib from New York
Who tweeted a pic of his pork
His wife is a Muzzie,
and the picture was fuzzy;
Halal?? “I must get back to work”

[sniper63]

A. Weiner and Democrat type
Once tweeted a pic of his pipe
To a sweety out west
Who’s mom is upset
It’s so small she can’t see the hype.

[Yaelle]

There was a young man from New York
Who sent a young girl a pic of his pork.
The meat wasn’t kosher
And nothing is gaucher
Than showing the whole world your dork.

[Yaelle]

A horny lib named Weiner
Sent a girl a pic of his peener.
The thing it was Squashed
Like an old empty sock
His crime’s but a misdemeanor.

[Yaelle]

Rep. Weiner’s jockeys are all in a strain.
His lies flushed his career down the drain.
“But I had to indulge!
She made my shorts bulge!
She was so hot I couldn’t abstain!”

[twister881]

Not a limerick, but a song parody:

Secret Weiner Man
(to the tune of Secret Agent Man)

There's a perv whose screen name's Carlos Danger.
To everyone he Tweets he stays a stranger.
With every sext he makes, another chance he takes.
Odds are he will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Beware of one-eyed cats that you may find.
A trouser-trout can hide an evil state of mind.
Be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

-- Guitar Solo --

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Speaking on the floor of Congress one day
And lying to the press corps on the next day.
Oh, you let the wrong words slip,
While moving both your lips.
Odds are you will be elected Mayor.

Secret Weiner Man
Secret Weiner Man
You've e-mailed out your member,
And done so without shame.

Secret Weiner Man!