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Administration spokesperson defends Obamas' lavish, expensive, high fat diet and dinners
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 6/12/11 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

Posted on 06/12/2011 5:35:19 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C. - 6/12/11) After the American public noticed the Obamas don't necessarily follow their own advice when it comes to healthy eating, the dministration found it necessary to issue an explanation regarding White House eating habits:

"During the past 2 years, the White House has introduced many measures to entice the American public away from fast food and unhealthy snacks to a healthier diet of vegetables, fruits and grain. This message is being sent to public schools as well as parents, in the best interest of the children of America, to reduce obesity and encourage regular exercise."

"Growing your own vegetables is one way for Americans to commune with nature and it gives a pure sense of satisfaction to see food grown from seeds. We are setting the example."

"Regardless, we have been criticized recently for seemingly not following our own advice when it comes to expensive dinners and chile dogs. Nothing could be further from the truth. The members of the administration have found it completely necessary to reduce the risk among teenagers by consuming as much non-healthy food as they can, with the rationalization the if they eat it, the less is available to the public. You see, it's a glorious sacrifice of their health, for America."

"It's tough eating lobster, crab and chile dogs each and every day, but the American public can feel pure satisfaction at dining on salad, bean sprouts and carrots while knowing we are making huge sacrifices for their benefit."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; obama; satire
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1 posted on 06/12/2011 5:35:26 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Cute cute cute!


2 posted on 06/12/2011 5:38:09 AM PDT by midwyf (Wyoming Native. Environmentalism is a religion too.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Yes, they want us all to stay healthy so we don’t dip into their government healthcare fund too much. Meanwhile the “important people” will eat like royalty.
Thats nothing. What do you think will happen when the pol has to choose between spending $250,000 on a radio ad campaign or $250,000 or our liver transplant?


3 posted on 06/12/2011 5:47:10 AM PDT by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Yes, they want us all to stay healthy so we don’t dip into their government healthcare fund too much. Meanwhile the “important people” will eat like royalty.
Thats nothing. What do you think will happen when the pol has to choose between spending $250,000 on a radio ad campaign or $250,000 for your liver transplant?


4 posted on 06/12/2011 5:47:33 AM PDT by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
lavish, expensive, high fat diet and dinners

Works it off by playing golf.

5 posted on 06/12/2011 5:55:42 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Chile is a country. Chili is a food.


6 posted on 06/12/2011 5:55:54 AM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

You are one funny dude! I hope hear more from Liberal Lunacy in the coming days!


7 posted on 06/12/2011 6:01:36 AM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Sad part is that this is probably really their rationale.


8 posted on 06/12/2011 6:04:50 AM PDT by JenB987 (I'm still an American and 'til they take that away from me there's no day ruined. - El Rushbo)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Obamas' Sunday night dinner----Pizza Burgers, served w/ side of Deep Fried Lasagne


9 posted on 06/12/2011 6:07:37 AM PDT by Liz ( A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I'm sure those bean sprouts come with a side of E Coli, as well.
10 posted on 06/12/2011 6:07:43 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: xjcsa

Chili is a pepper.


11 posted on 06/12/2011 6:14:22 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks GeorgiaDawg32.
"Regardless, we have been criticized recently for seemingly not following our own advice when it comes to expensive dinners and chile dogs. Nothing could be further from the truth. The members of the administration have found it completely necessary to reduce the risk among teenagers by consuming as much non-healthy food as they can, with the rationalization the if they eat it, the less is available to the public. You see, it's a glorious sacrifice of their health, for America. It's tough eating lobster, crab and chile dogs each and every day, but the American public can feel pure satisfaction at dining on salad, bean sprouts and carrots while knowing we are making huge sacrifices for their benefit."
LOL!


12 posted on 06/12/2011 6:18:20 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“...but some are more equal than others.”


13 posted on 06/12/2011 6:19:12 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: AppyPappy

I just woke up. One eye is crossed the other is closed. I occasionally make spellnig errors.


14 posted on 06/12/2011 6:20:13 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (A vote for Obama in 08 proves "I'm no racist"..A vote against him in '12 proves "I'm no idiot")
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

let the SOB eat himself to death. The more bad food he eats the better the odds natural causes show up!


15 posted on 06/12/2011 6:27:33 AM PDT by Renegade
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let the SOB eat himself to death. The more bad food he eats the better the odds natural causes show up!


16 posted on 06/12/2011 6:27:40 AM PDT by Renegade
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
A healthy slave.... is a productive slave.... resist 2
17 posted on 06/12/2011 6:28:38 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: AppyPappy; xjcsa; SunkenCiv; GeorgiaDawg32
eating chile dogs each and every day

Chile is a country. Chili is a food.

Chili is a pepper.

Thank you for clearing this up. Now when they say the O's are putting on the dog I can be all sorts of pissed off cause they are importing those expensive foreign Chile dogs for their high falutin' bar-b-cues...

18 posted on 06/12/2011 6:38:29 AM PDT by bigheadfred ( He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds.)
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To: xjcsa
Chile is a country. Chili is a food.

corpse man...is a dead guy

corps man....is a medic

19 posted on 06/12/2011 6:46:33 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I just woke up. One eye is crossed the other is closed. I occasionally make spellnig errors.

Spelling:

It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't
think of at least two ways to spell any word.

Andrew Jackson

20 posted on 06/12/2011 6:55:49 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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