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Banana at Large After Attacking Gorilla in Strongsville
Fox8 ^
| July 7, 2011
| Melissa Reid
Posted on 07/08/2011 1:35:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
There is a banana at large in Strongsville.
Police say that someone dressed up as a banana and attacked the Wireless Center's mascot, a gorilla, last week.
"I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla," said Brandon Parham, the manager. "The kid just speared our gorilla."
Parham and another employee witnessed the attack.
"The kid was in mid-air, flying. He just looked like a Spartan from that movie '300,' except he was a banana," added Parham.
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Police were unable to locate the banana.
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To: nickcarraway
This article is hilarious.
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07/08/2011 9:07:34 PM PDT
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Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
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07/09/2011 12:51:39 AM PDT
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nickcarraway
(All the Squares go home)
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Now find a .gif of Josephine Baker and you'll have something...
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07/09/2011 12:59:13 AM PDT
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decal
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Thanks nickcarraway.
There’s been a bunch of these crimes.
/r
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07/09/2011 2:09:59 AM PDT
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