Remove me please from unsolicited mail and pings. Thank you.

[PA Engineer]

The last time I ate fried clams, I was sick for three days.

Do you have a salmonella ping list?

I don't think so, but there is an iodine sensitivity list somewhere. I'm itching to find it.

[don-o]

So, to those who are guilty of this get over yourself and you need to feel important, because you’re not.

Having members disgruntlement held up to the brilliant light of truth is another answer to the question.

What is the value of Free Republic?

Click the link for more answers.

[Kevmo]

There is a “This is Not a Ping List” ping list, obviously, that’s not part of the list of ping lists.

So if your on that ping list, you’re not really....
***sling ping, not really a ping, uhhh....

[Joya]

Please add me to your unsolicited ping list.

[Joya]

Thanks for the belly laugh. Metamucil is your friend. Please add me to your fried clams list.

[KosmicKitty]

And for the heck of it

And finally

[Joya]

Do you have a

plausible possibility precognitive perogatives pre-emptively pressed

ping list?

[Quix]

No.

Praise God.

[T. P. Pole]

LOL, I opened this thread just to make sure Aurthur got his ping.

[Scoutmaster]

SA76?

Is your "fried clam" ping list the same as the "fried clam strip" ping list?

Because I always preferred to go to the local Howard Johnson's restaurant on Wednesday night, which was All-You-Can-Eat Fried Clam Strips Night, rather than any other night of the week. Because I like fried clam strips. But I also like fried clams.

I've had both fried clams and fried clam strips and believe they shouldn't be considered as the same food, much like deep dish Chicago-style pizza and New York-style pizza shouldn't be considered as the same food for the sake of comparison.

You see, fried clams have that rounded, juicy clam-belly part that tastes good, but you don't want to bite it in half and then look to see what's left on your fork or in your fingers in the "didn't-go-in-the-mouth-clam-belly" part. Because the innards of a clam aren't pleasing to look at, but only to eat.

While clam strips, on the other hand, don't have all that clam-belly goodness, but you can bite anywhere on a clam strip and not worry about looking down at what's left on your fork or in your fingers.

So, for that reason, I consider fried clams and fried clam strips to be different and could eat fried clams on a Tuesday night and then have fried clam strips on a Wednesday night and not feel as if I was eating the same thing two nights in a row.

That's why I ask about the ping list. Because I don't mind being on both a fried clam ping list and a fried clam strip ping list.

They're like . . . different.

Do you know what I mean?

[Semper Mark]

"There was a time here on fr when people had amnners..."

I remember that.

When I first came here, shibumi, Salamander and Slings and Arrows had amnners.

Thank God and medical science a cure was found. ;-)

[Semper Mark]

Be glad you're not on BufordP's ping list.

He gets plum ornery when folks try to escape.

(That's why he carries that big stick around...he's looking for ping list defectors.)

"If you want off my ping list get over it!"

[BufordP]

Thanks for the laugh!...[er] I mean...WHO WANTS OFF MY PING LIST?
8-O

[Semper Mark]

Thanks for the laugh!

Well, it's not like I don't owe you a few. :)

[Revolting cat!]

It's your choice!

[Revolting cat!]

Your subscription starts with next month's issue.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ll have to add him before I can remove him.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now if I can just catch the giraffe that gave it to me...

[Salamander]

I was healed of my amnners..

Now I just have amnesia.

:)

[or lysdexia...I can never remember]

[shibumi]

That last post reminds me of the dyslexic agnostic veterinarian.

He was unsure about the existence of dog.