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Posted on 07/16/2011 2:15:42 AM PDT by joseph20
Past what...who thinks what...now?
Additionally, I dislike your FOCUS cookie.
This is not the first time you have spammed such...
That moose bit my sister!
I didn’t have a bunny with a pancake on it’s head, so “moose” was my next best thing.
Then your brother shot it?
Past that...they think not...yes.
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My standard IB4TZ post
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me.
.... Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | Im goin to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, Im coming for the truth | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | Its plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnors family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then Ill look all round, | And when I find his birth record, | Ill fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeperll surely die, | And when Im dead and buried, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
She was a bunny in her former life.
Okay. You have been removed from my unsolicited ping list.
Hey Smokin’ Joe
Good to see you posting! By the way, how come I’m not on your unsolicited mailing list?;^)
Ok terrific! Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you........
Not to worry.
I’m developing a brand new unsolicited ping list and guess who’s Number One on it?
It’s for procrastinators, and I just haven’t gotten around to adding you yet...(8^D)
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