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Florida man accused of being nude, armed in forest
Associated Press ^ | July 19, 2011

Posted on 07/20/2011 4:10:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man faces federal misdemeanor charges after witnesses reported seeing him wandering around a national forest campground naked and armed with a pistol.

Joseph Alfieri is charged in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City with being publicly nude and causing annoyance.

(Excerpt) Read more at nwfdailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: city; floriduh; nakedpeople; napl; nationalforests; nudity; publicnudity; slicker; utah
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To: MileHi; Squantos
Either of you guys been in Florida?

Squantos was there camping recently.

Why do you ask?

21 posted on 07/20/2011 4:59:39 PM PDT by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
When this guy "goes commando", he really "goes commando"!!!
22 posted on 07/20/2011 5:02:04 PM PDT by Raven6 (What we need: More people that can shoot like Tennesseans and fight like Texans!)
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To: CowboyJay
One less vote for Ron Paul in the Florida primaries?

They said he was armed and naked.

No where was it mentioned that he was a freakin' nut.

23 posted on 07/20/2011 5:02:41 PM PDT by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Here, the mosquitoes would have exacted a vengeance no court can match.


24 posted on 07/20/2011 5:02:49 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Eaker

I was concerned...


25 posted on 07/20/2011 5:05:04 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“publicly nude and causing annoyance.”

I wonder what the annoyance was.


26 posted on 07/20/2011 5:07:17 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He was just looking for a mirror so he could tweet his pic. You know how those former congresscritters are.


27 posted on 07/20/2011 5:09:59 PM PDT by wrench
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To: MileHi

LOL!


28 posted on 07/20/2011 5:16:21 PM PDT by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Who knew that “causing annoyance” was a federal crime. I want the president and most of Congress arrested.


29 posted on 07/20/2011 5:16:21 PM PDT by SUSSA
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To: Free ThinkerNY

But of course he had a pistol.


30 posted on 07/20/2011 5:17:21 PM PDT by dools0007world (uestion)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
at least he wasn't charged with concealed carry ...Ouch

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31 posted on 07/20/2011 5:17:48 PM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: Eaker; Squantos

Guess them cops are still trying to figure out what that 1/2” bore thing is. Maybe they will turn him loose soon...


32 posted on 07/20/2011 5:17:48 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: Brilliant
I wonder what the annoyance was.

Maybe the "yelling at the river" part?

I dunno. Looks like he and the river got into some kind of argument. Probably set his six pack in the water to chill. River comes along and sweeps it away. So he starts yelling at the river and threatening to shoot it?

I'd be pissed too if the river stole my beer on a camping trip, but yelling and waving firearms around is no way to solve a dispute (unless you want to win). All that I get, but put some clothes on for Pete's sake.
33 posted on 07/20/2011 5:32:35 PM PDT by CowboyJay
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Can’t talk now, honey-cakes. I’m on nude patrol.”
—Ted Johnson


34 posted on 07/20/2011 5:47:56 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: VRW Conspirator

Not a darn thing! Now yelling at that poor river....that’s messed up, the guy needs help!


35 posted on 07/20/2011 5:48:37 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: VRW Conspirator

Not a darn thing! Now yelling at that poor river....that’s messed up, the guy needs help!


36 posted on 07/20/2011 5:50:16 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was surprised they saw me.


37 posted on 07/20/2011 5:53:33 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy (Trust in God, but empty the clip.)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
humblegunner! Stop fooling around and get back to Houston!


38 posted on 07/20/2011 6:34:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Eaker
No where was it mentioned that he was a freakin' nut.

The arresting office was heard to say "I can clearly see your nuts"...

39 posted on 07/20/2011 6:44:14 PM PDT by null and void (Day 911. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
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To: null and void

Well, I guess that settles it.

Definitely a Ron Paul voter!


40 posted on 07/20/2011 6:52:32 PM PDT by Eaker (The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
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