Posted on 07/22/2011 5:45:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
That was wierd!!!
Yay....Party time.
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Well, at least it will be able to get out of its own way. Last time I was behind a VW bus, I swear we were going backwards.
Well, ya see, there's yer problem. If you just take them out of the bag and throw them in a bin, or a drawer, they are no longer spare parts, they are inventory for future projects.
“Probably mixed in with the extra VW parts........”
At least it will be labeled.
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correction - going 70 down the highway....It’s Friday..can’t type LOL!
I just sold a 56 Willys Wagon that I had one day hoped to mount on a full size Blazer frame (surprisingly a good fit). But, reality sunk in, and I sold it to a guy who has more time and money to complete projects.
ROFL
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around in the holiday’s hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls:
While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating:
Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips(washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries) I’m an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness:
Unless you’re subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It’s completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore:
The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening’s debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You’ve been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don’t know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
SEAGULL SILLINESS !!!
Nice, but too new and too clean to serve as a parts donor for a Formula Vee... :)
The webels from Ice Planet Hoff shooting at Wampa Cat?
That cat gif is a riot!
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