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Goats Compete in Jordan Beauty Pageant
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| 2011-07-26
Posted on 07/27/2011 11:10:04 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: humblegunner; Salamander
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posted on
07/27/2011 12:05:19 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
42
posted on
07/27/2011 12:06:59 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: Darksheare
What could possibly go wrong with giving a goat my coffee? Immortality and artificial demon possession?
43
posted on
07/27/2011 12:08:22 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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posted on
07/27/2011 12:08:33 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: Slings and Arrows
45
posted on
07/27/2011 12:10:38 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: thackney
Well, uh, there is that minor side effect.
46
posted on
07/27/2011 12:11:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: LucyT
Kitteh: “I taught him that.”
47
posted on
07/27/2011 12:16:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: LucyT
I keep adding fertilizer but my goat tree never produces that much.
48
posted on
07/27/2011 12:18:00 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Slings and Arrows
If that were Maru, he’d be saying, “I beleeb u r in mai spot...”
49
posted on
07/27/2011 12:43:01 PM PDT
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I don't have hobbies. I'm developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.)
To: thackney; Salamander; humblegunner
Thackney has reminded me that immortality and possible demonic possession are side effects observed in animial life upon administering my coffee.
I had actually forgotten that.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:17:36 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: humblegunner
If fact, the 2008 Texas Cowboy Memorial Shoot video sports a pretty cool dancing goat!LOL! Wonderful! What type of broil were you using for those "crawdads"?
To: Darksheare; Salamander; humblegunner
I am guessing humblegunner hasn’t forgetten that.
52
posted on
07/27/2011 1:28:01 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Or he’d just do a flying dive in (much fun to follow).
53
posted on
07/27/2011 1:35:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ScreamingFist
Zatarain’s if I remember correctly.
Them bugs was GOOD!
54
posted on
07/27/2011 1:35:36 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(The kinder, gentler version...)
To: thackney; Salamander; humblegunner
I’m somewhat surprised he hasn’t given more wildlife the coffee just to see what happens.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:37:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: thackney; Darksheare; Salamander
I am guessing humblegunner hasn’t forgetten that. I haven't forgotten that I fed that coffee to my midget Winky and he ran off.
Not likely to forget that.
I miss Winky.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:38:25 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(The kinder, gentler version...)
To: humblegunner; thackney; Salamander
Now where could something like that get to?
It’s not like the coffee would have sent him into a rampage in town now, right?
I’d stil pay good money to slip some coffee to some javelinas and let some PETA types loose in the immediate area.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:41:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Now where could something like that get to? Mexican Midget Circus tours. Big market for one-eyed English speaking midgets down there.
He was banking big time until he dropped off the map.
I’d stil pay good money to slip some coffee to some javelinas
Yeah, that's the ticket. You do that. Shoot some video.
Upload it quickly.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:50:42 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(The kinder, gentler version...)
To: humblegunner
Trick is to be up high before the vavs get riled and start tearing stuff up.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:52:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: humblegunner
Javs, me and my typos.
I need more coffee.
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posted on
07/27/2011 1:52:35 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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