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Pleasant Grove woman wakes up with stranger in her bed
ABC 4 ^
| August 2, 2011
| Emily Clark
Posted on 08/12/2011 7:02:43 PM PDT by Immerito
PLEASANT GROVE, Utah (ABC 4 News) - A Pleasant Grove man tried to visit his alleged girlfriend Sunday night, but he didn't make it where he said he was going. Instead he walked into the wrong house and into the bed of a woman who says she had no idea who he was.
Lt. Mike Roberts with Pleasant Grove Police described the events Sunday night after Michael Hanks went into the wrong house. Lt. Roberts said, “He walked into the master bedroom and climbed inside the bed with who he thought was his girlfriend and started to kiss her and touch her.”
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KEYWORDS: napl; pleasantgrove; ut; utah; wronghouse
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To: Immerito
Another ideer for a chart topping country song!
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
I think this one merits not only a not a ping, but possibly rates as industrial strength humor as well.
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posted on
08/12/2011 7:42:26 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
Instead he walked into the wrong house and into the bed of a woman who says she had no idea who he was.
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To: GeronL
It ain’t ever gonna be Fabio ladies.Or Donnie Osmond (retch)
To: Immerito
Sounds like someone needs to clean up his approach to meeting girls.
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posted on
08/12/2011 8:08:29 PM PDT
by
cashless
(Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER than a TEA BAGGEE.)
To: ladyjane
Drinking might have been involved here. Bottlenecks make strange bedfellows.
To: Immerito
Pleasant Grove woman wakes up with stranger in her bed This was a Twilight Zone episode.
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posted on
08/12/2011 8:23:37 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
To: MinorityRepublican
Even Laz might not hit it if it were Helen Thomas.
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posted on
08/12/2011 8:24:38 PM PDT
by
SoCal SoCon
(Yesterday Argentina, Today Greece, Tomorrow America)
To: SoCal SoCon
Even Laz might not hit it if it were Helen Thomas.
To: Immerito
I hate it when that happens, just saying.
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posted on
08/12/2011 8:57:48 PM PDT
by
Sea Parrot
(Obama may not be a natural born citizen, but there is no denying that he is a natural born liar.)
To: mardi59
I’m with you-—I sleep with a gun in easy reach.....
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posted on
08/12/2011 9:02:32 PM PDT
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: Christian Engineer Mass
Hence the origins of that immortal phrase,
"Keep plucking that chicken."
Cheers!
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posted on
08/12/2011 9:11:58 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: dayglored; humblegunner; Eaker; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
humblegunner, Eaker, either of y'all need bail money?
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posted on
08/12/2011 10:46:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: MinorityRepublican
“Was she hot?”
Why do you think it took him an hour to get her out of there?
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posted on
08/12/2011 10:53:30 PM PDT
by
Let's Roll
(Save the world's best healthcare - REPEAL, DEFUND Obamacare!)
To: Immerito
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posted on
08/12/2011 10:56:43 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows; humblegunner
Last time gunner was in county he used his one phone call to order a pizza!
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posted on
08/12/2011 11:05:02 PM PDT
by
Eaker
("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
To: Eaker
“Why dontcha call a massage parlor?”
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posted on
08/12/2011 11:08:59 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Eaker
Bail bondsman cover that?
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posted on
08/12/2011 11:13:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dfwgator
“You had it your way, now it’s his turn.”
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posted on
08/12/2011 11:14:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Immerito
True story. This is exactly how a friend of mine met his wife of 10 years. The only difference is that SHE climbed into his bed (or futon, rather).
For singles in Japan, one room studio apartments (bizarrely termed “mansions”) are ubiquitous. Layouts are identical, furnishings are minimal, and yes, in many parts of Japan, people still leave apartments unlocked.
It was (she claims) an honest mistake. He lived in Apartment 602, she lived on 702, she was drunk and hit the wrong elevator button. He’s a heavy sleeper. She stumbled in, flipped off her shoes, climbed in the futons and passed out.
They tend to disagree on the way the conversation went the next morning, but when it was all straightened out, hey...
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posted on
08/12/2011 11:19:22 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Obamanation has replaced Bizarroworld as the most twisted place in the universe.)
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