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Top 12 reasons why I voted democrat
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Posted on 08/24/2011 3:36:21 PM PDT by BulletBobCo

When someone cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

Top 12 reasons why I voted democrat

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my as_, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: democrat

1 posted on 08/24/2011 3:36:23 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.


2 posted on 08/24/2011 3:39:46 PM PDT by 10thAmendmentGuy ("[Drug] crusaders cannot accept the fact that they are not God." -Thomas Sowell)
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To: BulletBobCo

You should call this “Top Ten Reasons.”

Then add:

13. I voted Democrat because I can’t count.


3 posted on 08/24/2011 3:41:55 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: BulletBobCo
Checked out your profile page, great adventures in the service. Thank you for serving.

I work in a shop making military hardware, also UAW, you wouldn't believe the idiots that work with me. Mostly libs. I've heard most of those comments, sadly.

4 posted on 08/24/2011 3:44:06 PM PDT by exnavy (May the Lord bless and keep our troops.)
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To: BulletBobCo

>>I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it<<

change “nobody” to “certain groups of individuals”.


5 posted on 08/24/2011 3:47:50 PM PDT by 1L
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To: BulletBobCo
The first eleven are pretty good; however,

12. is grade school nonsense that takes away from the clever ones that precede.

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6 posted on 08/24/2011 3:52:32 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: BulletBobCo

this should be an RNC ad and let it go viral. LOL

include pictures streaming in the background of the unhinged Dem’s like Cynthia McKinney, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Maxine Waters and that new nut in the red cowgirl hat. Ooops but that would be racist.


7 posted on 08/24/2011 3:52:53 PM PDT by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: 1L; BulletBobCo

Make that “the right people aren’t”


8 posted on 08/24/2011 3:53:29 PM PDT by hometoroost (Frodo lives!)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted democrat because my family always does (I don’t really know why).


9 posted on 08/24/2011 3:55:06 PM PDT by DejaJude (Obama - in over his head and above his pay grade.)
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To: BulletBobCo

I vote democrat because I believe in separation of church and state but allowing Sharia Law to influence government is OK because it is a multicultural/diversity celebration.


10 posted on 08/24/2011 3:55:42 PM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: Qwackertoo

I agree but which candidate(s) would want to carry the message?


11 posted on 08/24/2011 3:59:53 PM PDT by noinfringers2
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat because it’s the closet thing to the Nazi Party.(sar.)


12 posted on 08/24/2011 4:00:06 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: BulletBobCo
I vote Democrat because the Republicans are out to get me if I don't

(I have actually heard that before)

13 posted on 08/24/2011 4:01:09 PM PDT by KC_Lion (If Sarah can't be elected in 2012, then Phase II will fall into place, may G-D have mercy on us all)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat even though I’m dead.


14 posted on 08/24/2011 4:01:53 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat so I could support the UAW without actually having to buy one of their poorly built cars.


15 posted on 08/24/2011 4:04:47 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Compassionate Conservatism? Promoting self reliance is compassionate. Promoting dependency is not.)
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To: Cicero

Perfect!


16 posted on 08/24/2011 4:06:18 PM PDT by Marty62 (Marty60)
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To: BulletBobCo

It’s healthy for my esteem to have a Democrat President who is dumber than I am. And no one throws a riot quite like a Democrat! Bob


17 posted on 08/24/2011 4:10:10 PM PDT by alstewartfan ("The movie's rolled down to the last reel. It's got an ending you never planned. Harry Chapin)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks BulletBobCo.


18 posted on 08/24/2011 4:10:23 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Cicero

Just goes to prove that there are three kinds of people in this world:
- Those who can count, and
- Those who can’t.

Uh, wait....


19 posted on 08/24/2011 4:10:40 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: BulletBobCo
I voted Democrat because a $10,000 balance on my credit cards is a disaster, but a $17 trillion gov’t debt is just a statistic...
20 posted on 08/24/2011 4:14:47 PM PDT by johnandrhonda (have you hugged your banjo today?)
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To: BulletBobCo

Voting Democrat is like smoking...you start because you think it makes you cool... but really it just a dirty habit you get addicted to that in long run is killing you


21 posted on 08/24/2011 4:26:17 PM PDT by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted democrat because my parents told me their parents told them FDR was a good man.


22 posted on 08/24/2011 4:33:47 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
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To: BulletBobCo
I voted Democrat because a President who has numerous questionable associations, has never released any real information about himself, admits to illegal drug use in his youth, has a very thin resume, declines to wear the flag, apologizes for the US abroad, and bows to foreign rulers is a "cool" guy who does not worry me in the least; however, a candidate who openly admits to being a Christian, who did not attend an Ivy League school, who speaks with an accent, who may wear cowboy boots, who has served in the US military (or who has given birth to someone who has served), who owns, shoots, occasionally carries, and has (gasp!) actually killed another living being with a firearm, scares me silly and causes me to need to buy Depends to get through the day.
23 posted on 08/24/2011 4:39:50 PM PDT by susannah59
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To: Cicero

13. I voted Democrat because I am not good at counting, math or economics, and Democrats are.


24 posted on 08/24/2011 4:48:12 PM PDT by Hypo2
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To: 10thAmendmentGuy

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.

-________________________________________

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s NOT learning to read.

Fixed it.


25 posted on 08/24/2011 5:44:09 PM PDT by rbbeachkid (Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
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To: 10thAmendmentGuy

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.

-________________________________________

I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s NOT learning to read.

Fixed it.


26 posted on 08/24/2011 5:44:16 PM PDT by rbbeachkid (Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
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To: tophat9000

Brilliant!


27 posted on 08/24/2011 5:44:31 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: BulletBobCo

excellent!


28 posted on 08/25/2011 10:56:32 AM PDT by dervish (female candidates: the last frontier)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat because I’d rather go to Cuba to get my health care.


29 posted on 08/25/2011 10:57:32 AM PDT by dervish (female candidates: the last frontier)
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To: BulletBobCo

I voted Democrat because I wanted the unemployment rate for Blacks under the first Black president to outpace white unemployment by 50 to 1.


30 posted on 08/25/2011 10:59:41 AM PDT by dervish (female candidates: the last frontier)
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To: BulletBobCo

Great post
I will remember these. thanks
melissa


31 posted on 08/25/2011 11:03:05 AM PDT by mel
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To: BulletBobCo

BTTT


32 posted on 08/25/2011 1:05:54 PM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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