Posted on 08/24/2011 3:36:21 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
When someone cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...
Top 12 reasons why I voted democrat
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my as_, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
Voting Democrat is like smoking...you start because you think it makes you cool... but really it just a dirty habit you get addicted to that in long run is killing you
I voted democrat because my parents told me their parents told them FDR was a good man.
13. I voted Democrat because I am not good at counting, math or economics, and Democrats are.
I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.
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I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s NOT learning to read.
Fixed it.
I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s learning to read.
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I voted Democrat because I want my son to learn about sex education in school, while he’s NOT learning to read.
Fixed it.
Brilliant!
excellent!
I voted Democrat because I’d rather go to Cuba to get my health care.
I voted Democrat because I wanted the unemployment rate for Blacks under the first Black president to outpace white unemployment by 50 to 1.
Great post
I will remember these. thanks
melissa
BTTT
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