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Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online
TV Guide Online ^ | 8/30/11 | Joyce Eng

Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62

Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.

The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.

"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fatso; ireland; irish; perverted; shavedhead; sick; thebitchugly
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To: rokkitapps
Women like this usually go lesbian

Been there, done it, already.

61 posted on 09/01/2011 10:39:25 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: Lazamataz

You are REALLY “Quagmire” on Family Guy, arntcha’. lol


62 posted on 09/01/2011 10:40:59 AM PDT by RetSignman (It's Summertime...the "Goebbles Warmers" are back from hibernation.)
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To: dfwgator

That was a classic. I laughed until tears ran down my face. Only bested by the even more classic and more outrageous John Belushi send up of Liz Taylor.


63 posted on 09/01/2011 10:42:42 AM PDT by Noumenon (The only 'NO' a liberal understands is the one that arrives at muzzle velocity.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Yeesh. The warning should have been about the picture. She has turned into a dumpy cow in her middle age.

In all fairness, this seems to have happened almost overnight. It could be from whatever meds she's taking for her bi-polar condition. And she IS raving bi-polar, as even the most cursory study of her bio would confirm.

64 posted on 09/01/2011 10:43:46 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint
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Come now ,, she only hated the pope because he disapproved of her abortion , the kid would have interfered with a tour date or two...


65 posted on 09/01/2011 10:43:54 AM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: sinanju

That’s true. Never thought of that. I know a kid in his 20s who was rail thin his entire life but unfortunately was bi-polar. He packed on about 50 pounds when he started taking his meds.


66 posted on 09/01/2011 10:46:08 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: hoagy62

Reason number 34 why I quit drinking.......


67 posted on 09/01/2011 10:46:51 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: RetSignman


68 posted on 09/01/2011 10:47:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: sinanju
What man would want to involve himself with such a “complicated” woman now that she looks like someone you’d see in the potato-chip aisle at Wal-Mart?


69 posted on 09/01/2011 10:49:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: RetSignman; Lazamataz

I beg your pardon.....


70 posted on 09/01/2011 10:50:05 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: sinanju
managed to cut a number of self-indulgent, “esoteric” albums,

Some of those albums are absolutely brilliant. "Sean-Nos Nua" and "Faith and Courage" in particular.

She's mostly insane, but her music has been consistently terrific.

71 posted on 09/01/2011 10:51:03 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: GQuagmire; RetSignman

Cheese it! He saw us!


72 posted on 09/01/2011 10:51:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: windcliff; onedoug

ping


73 posted on 09/01/2011 10:54:07 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: hoagy62

Well, Sinead, I’m sure Bill Clinton will make another stop in Ireland, soon.


74 posted on 09/01/2011 10:55:22 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: hoagy62; Lazmataz
PAGING LAZ
75 posted on 09/01/2011 10:56:17 AM PDT by Mr. K (Physically unable to proofread....)
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To: sinanju

Well stated.


76 posted on 09/01/2011 10:57:01 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: dfwgator
Frank Sinatra Group
77 posted on 09/01/2011 11:00:28 AM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: Kickass Conservative

Yep, I recall an article in some music rag during the height of her popularity where she proudly boasted that her greatest ambition was to seduce a priest.


78 posted on 09/01/2011 11:07:47 AM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: hoagy62

LMAO! This thread has the potential of reaching “classic” status.


79 posted on 09/01/2011 11:15:19 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lazamataz

Keep the lights off.


80 posted on 09/01/2011 11:28:16 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
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