Posted on 09/23/2011 6:14:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
WooHoo!! It’s Friday!!!!
Yay! It’s Friday!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF
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Jerry and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the
squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Jerry didn’t show up.
Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something..
But after Jerry hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Jerry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Jerry, but one day,
Sam approached the park and— lo and behold!—there sat Jerry!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Jerry, what in the world happened to you?’
Jerry replied, ‘I have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried Sam. What in the world for?’
‘Well,’ Jerry said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said Sam, ‘I remember her. What about her?
‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’.
‘The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’
WooHoo!
Cats are Republicans and Dogs are Democrats (((ping)))
“Dogs on Politics” day?? Really??
They made a whole day special for Evita?
What The Fire Chief Said… For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make judgment of this until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!
In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members lived on the first floor, they died.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.
6 LA Hispanic Gang Bangers and ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. They survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?
The fire chief said
wait for it.....
"They were at work."
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some ass-hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Texas, sir." the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas."
"Get outta here!" the boy said. "Who'd she play for?"
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