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"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused." Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation
The Smoking Gun ^ | August 10, 2011 | Staff

Posted on 10/11/2011 5:59:25 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad

A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: exposure; napl; odd; perv; walmart
An older story I found while poking around the odd realms of the web.

Now don't get me wrong....I enjoy saving money as much as the next guy. And when I lived in the USA, I used to go shopping at Wal-Mart quite often.

That being said, "Price Rollbacks" didn't have quite so powerful an effect on me as it did this fellow.

1 posted on 10/11/2011 5:59:28 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

“I love a bargain!”


2 posted on 10/11/2011 6:07:38 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine

And who doesn’t, after all?


3 posted on 10/11/2011 6:09:25 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Maybe its the “people of wal-mart”?


4 posted on 10/11/2011 6:11:48 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

For me, it’s Dunkin Donuts


5 posted on 10/11/2011 6:13:44 AM PDT by McBuff
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;P

6 posted on 10/11/2011 6:18:22 AM PDT by Kenton (Barack Obama - Lowering American Expectations Since 2008)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
A story written by staff about a guy exposing his staff.

And people wonder why I like to get my news on FR. :)

7 posted on 10/11/2011 6:21:53 AM PDT by ken in texas
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To: McBuff

The only retail store that get’s me aroused is of course, HOOTERS...which my wife has conveniently banned me permanently.


8 posted on 10/11/2011 6:22:01 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

This just happens to be his orientation. He was born this way. There is no right or wrong in a person who is merely different.


9 posted on 10/11/2011 6:31:16 AM PDT by rsobin
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
I'm guessing he is a Ron Paul supporter.


10 posted on 10/11/2011 6:31:16 AM PDT by tlb
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Maybe it’s the fumes from those new, made-in-China shoes


11 posted on 10/11/2011 6:32:10 AM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common - Voltaire)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Somewhere deep in the bowels of Bentonville, a WalMart marketing weenie is thinking, “Hmmmmm, how can we use this......maybe a tie-in with Cialis.......hmmmmmm”


12 posted on 10/11/2011 6:38:02 AM PDT by wbill
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

“yes, though I drive around the parking lot...my rod and staff will comfort me”.


13 posted on 10/11/2011 6:49:51 AM PDT by miele man
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To: Rightly Biased

Ya, maybe he gets turned on by some of the hot mamas who go to Wal-Mart.

On the other hand if he’s “gay” then this thread can’t exist, because he would be a politically correct protected class of person.


14 posted on 10/11/2011 7:13:01 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

This is what happens when society has adopted the position “If it feels good, do it”.

You should treat yourself every one and a while, but also when doing so consider others.

“If it feels good, do it” is a selfish thing because what feels good for you may make someone else feel horrible.


15 posted on 10/11/2011 8:45:10 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed

How did they find out. Who looked in?

Reminds me of the old joke about a prudish woman who called the cops about a man walking around naked in the apartment across from her. The cop arrived, took a look and said he couldn't see anything.

The woman said, "Well, you have to pin the curtains back, turn out the lights, stand on this ladder, and . . ."

16 posted on 10/11/2011 10:03:52 AM PDT by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Alot of people are enamored with Walmart. Go Blue!


17 posted on 10/11/2011 10:06:21 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Fun for women ages 21 - 35)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
I experience something similar at Dick's Sporting Goods.

Oops. Was that out loud?

18 posted on 10/11/2011 10:07:40 AM PDT by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the Admin Moderator.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I ... uh ... um ... yeah.


19 posted on 10/11/2011 11:43:14 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
That explains why his pants were marked down.


20 posted on 10/11/2011 12:01:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
That explains why his pants were marked down.

Half off!

21 posted on 10/11/2011 12:04:12 PM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner

*rimshot*


22 posted on 10/11/2011 12:09:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He could be a Wal-Mart greeter

Is that a price gun in your pocket..or you just happy to see me??


23 posted on 10/11/2011 4:59:27 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: wyokostur

Very, very happy.


24 posted on 10/11/2011 5:12:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Clearly he’s confused about the concept of a “Red Light Special.”


25 posted on 10/11/2011 5:14:36 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

‘Prices slashed’ ... be very afraid.


26 posted on 10/11/2011 5:19:29 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

clean up on aisle sex!


27 posted on 10/11/2011 6:24:15 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hello, Mr. Arrows. I see you're still frequenting "those" kinds of threads. Please say hello to my friend, Slings, when you get a chance.   :-)
28 posted on 10/11/2011 7:06:00 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

If you’ll please excuse me, I think I’ve got to...go to Walmart.


29 posted on 10/11/2011 7:30:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Indeed, sir. See you next time.


30 posted on 10/11/2011 7:57:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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