Skip to comments."When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused." Man busted for exposure offers a novel explanation
Posted on 10/11/2011 5:59:25 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that he gets aroused when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.
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Now don't get me wrong....I enjoy saving money as much as the next guy. And when I lived in the USA, I used to go shopping at Wal-Mart quite often.
That being said, "Price Rollbacks" didn't have quite so powerful an effect on me as it did this fellow.
“I love a bargain!”
And who doesn’t, after all?
Maybe its the “people of wal-mart”?
For me, it’s Dunkin Donuts
Not that there's anything wrong with that... ;P
And people wonder why I like to get my news on FR. :)
The only retail store that get’s me aroused is of course, HOOTERS...which my wife has conveniently banned me permanently.
This just happens to be his orientation. He was born this way. There is no right or wrong in a person who is merely different.
Maybe it’s the fumes from those new, made-in-China shoes
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Bentonville, a WalMart marketing weenie is thinking, “Hmmmmm, how can we use this......maybe a tie-in with Cialis.......hmmmmmm”
“yes, though I drive around the parking lot...my rod and staff will comfort me”.
Ya, maybe he gets turned on by some of the hot mamas who go to Wal-Mart.
On the other hand if he’s “gay” then this thread can’t exist, because he would be a politically correct protected class of person.
This is what happens when society has adopted the position “If it feels good, do it”.
You should treat yourself every one and a while, but also when doing so consider others.
“If it feels good, do it” is a selfish thing because what feels good for you may make someone else feel horrible.
How did they find out. Who looked in?
Reminds me of the old joke about a prudish woman who called the cops about a man walking around naked in the apartment across from her. The cop arrived, took a look and said he couldn't see anything.
The woman said, "Well, you have to pin the curtains back, turn out the lights, stand on this ladder, and . . ."
Alot of people are enamored with Walmart. Go Blue!
Oops. Was that out loud?
I ... uh ... um ... yeah.
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