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Man Hires Prostitute Which 'Turned Into a Donkey' at Night
Emirates 24/7 ^
| Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Posted on 10/26/2011 9:42:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
'I do not know what happened... but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,' man tells court
It may have been the work of a genie or a sorcerer or just that a Zimbabwean man is off his rocker, for he claims in court that he had hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey.
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.
Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; donkey; jackass; lazwouldnothitit; napl; prostitute; zimbabwe
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To: nickcarraway
This guy has got to be a muslim,and a wealthy one at that, I mean seriously a donkey is a very high end sex slave, for your average muslim animal lover.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:59:08 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
To: nickcarraway
Happens all the time, actually. How often have we elected good conservative candidates who ended up turning into donkeys overnight? I kinda believe this poor fella’s story.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:59:58 AM PDT
by
mr_griz
To: nickcarraway
She musta been quite a ride.
23
posted on
10/26/2011 10:00:52 AM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: nickcarraway
Two legs bad, four legs good?
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:02:53 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: nickcarraway
1 in a million shot, doc.
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:04:38 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
('Are now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?' is NOT a legitimate debate question.)
To: nickcarraway
What was he arrested for?
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:05:11 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
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To: nickcarraway
Hey, it’s an easy mistake to make at closing time............
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:08:44 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:09:23 AM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds similar to what happened to the American voting public!
They thought they were electing one person (who was bought and paid for like a prostitute) who turned out to be a a real jacka$$ (a socialist Democrat)! GO FIGURE!?!?
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:10:05 AM PDT
by
ExTxMarine
(PRAYER: It's the only HOPE for real CHANGE in America!)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
This is obligatory
Friggin' moon-gawd worshipping perverted mooselimbs.
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:11:19 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
To: nickcarraway
I’d sure like to know what he was drinking. Whatever it was, it’s something to be sure to stay away from...
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:13:43 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: Joe 6-pack
Not a donkey, it’s two jackasses!
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:13:59 AM PDT
by
WellyP
(REAL)
To: dangerdoc
In before thread pulled.Mods kept pulling my MILF updates (Moro Islamic Liberation Front) for some reason! I never knew those threads would get 100+ replies before the mods yanked citing "no thanks" ;) I guess they just aren't interested in MILFs as I am!
IBTP!
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:17:42 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
("Forget the Lawyers! FIRST YOU MUST kill the journalists!" - Die Ritter, die sagen, "nee"!)
To: nickcarraway
I guess that’s what happens when guys go looking for some ass...
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: nickcarraway
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,"You drink.
You lose your inhibitions.
You lose your reasoning
You lose your discernment.
Next thing you know a donkey is _______ you
and your transformation to Democrat is complete.
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:18:59 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:34:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
Does say how they got him downstairs...
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:43:03 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
To: supremedoctrine
What was the donkey’s side of the story?
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posted on
10/26/2011 10:58:44 AM PDT
by
Average Al
(Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
To: nickcarraway
I wonder if the muslims have discovered Tijuana yet....
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posted on
10/26/2011 11:01:38 AM PDT
by
Molon Labbie
("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
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