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1 posted on 11/27/2011 10:14:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

She stole my sperm!

If condoms were all he was using, it wasn’t very goofproof against a pregnancy anyhow. She could have just given him some old condoms.

People who mess around with “mother nature” deserve what they get.


2 posted on 11/27/2011 10:18:09 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (bloodwashed not whitewashed)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Pressil then said he confronted Burnett, an exotic dancer,

Gee, that's totally not a warning sign.


3 posted on 11/27/2011 10:18:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I HATE it when girlfriends freeze my sperm and have my children later. It’s very inconvenient.


4 posted on 11/27/2011 10:18:26 PM PST by Apollo5600 (Cain 2012)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“So she took matters into her own hands..”

I can’t help but smirk at that statement.


8 posted on 11/27/2011 10:27:50 PM PST by howlinhound (Live your life so that, when you get up in the morning, Satan says, "Oh Crap!..He's awake" - Unknown)
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Anecdotal evidence only, I've heard that similar stunts aren't that rare.

No "cryopreservation", but an overly helpful offer to dispose of a used condom is usually involved.

11 posted on 11/27/2011 10:39:00 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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Pressil then said he confronted Burnett, an exotic dancer,

Damn, dude. What the hell were you thinking?

Dating a stripper is like playing Russian Roulette, but not nearly as safe.

12 posted on 11/27/2011 10:42:29 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He really deserved this, people?

Don’t we talk about people using condoms to be responsible?

How could he have prevented this? He’d have to be looking at her like she was insane to even consider she was doing this. How can you possibly keep dating or have a chance to fall in love with a woman if you have to look at every one of them you’re dating as possibly pulling a stunt like this?

All you people would have called him paranoid.

How do you say no sex to a woman you are dating, who wants to have sex with you? For six months? Seriously.

Using condoms is 100% clear the guy does not want children. Come on. Keeping it in the pants is not going to keep the woman dating you and all of you know it. Just try rejecting your girlfriends’ advances for 6 months if she wants sex. See if you have her as a girlfriend saying “no” all that time.


15 posted on 11/27/2011 10:52:18 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Exotic dancer, that’s a nice stable personality.
Perfect for saddles, bits, and a rein.
Wrong stable?
Every exotic dancer I’ve had the displeasure of being accosted by has been exceedingly fake in their outward demeanor, they are usually expert manipulators.


42 posted on 11/28/2011 3:56:18 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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The crony clinic is the criminal-enabler.

Can you imagine a ‘medical’ center accepting blood donations in plastic bags from ‘walk-in’ donors?

Another example of IVF insanity.


44 posted on 11/28/2011 4:27:39 AM PST by sodpoodle ( Gingrich-Cain 2012)
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Some call this turkey basting.

Simple application solution,


46 posted on 11/28/2011 4:44:23 AM PST by MaxMax
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“I will never forget it, ya know ... One day I walked into our television room and there I found my boyfriend Ernie amusing... I mean abusing himself with his private parts. I said to him, ‘Ernie, stop that right now! Save it for when we’re married!’ Well the next week I walked into that very same television room and there was the very same Ernie amu...abusing himself with his private parts! I said, ‘Ernie! Didn’t I tell you to cut it out and save it for when we’re married?’ He said to me, ‘Soph, I am! So far I’ve got a pint and a half!’”

—Bette Midler, channeling Sophie Tucker


50 posted on 11/28/2011 5:18:33 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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She actually went to the sperm bank with a used condom? Wow... that is serious intent to get pregnant. I guess she never heard the old “puncture little holes in the condom with a needle” trick. (before anyone jumps on me... no, it wasn’t me but I have heard of this trick before)


53 posted on 11/28/2011 5:44:10 AM PST by momtothree
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I remember a story about a guy who suspected that his GF was trying to get pregnant by retrieving his discarded condoms, and inserting the semen into her vagina.

So he put a bit of cayenne pepper into the used condom before leaving it in the bathroom wastebasket.

When the screaming started, he put on his clothes quickly and left.

56 posted on 11/28/2011 5:58:45 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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This mother is obviously of minimal moral character, is employed in a low-life and dangerous profession....plus, she's a world-class fraudster.

So, the Court awards her joint custody of the children?

To quote Charles Dickens....."The Law is an Ass".

Leni

58 posted on 11/28/2011 6:02:41 AM PST by MinuteGal
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He’s a handsome man, but obviously not very smart. News flash, cutie: If you have sex, pregnancy is not “accidental,” it is “expected.”


61 posted on 11/28/2011 6:25:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Thomas Sowell. Accept no substitutes!)
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sperm bank Pictures, Images and Photos
64 posted on 11/28/2011 6:36:21 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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iteresting legal question.

sperm donors have no cutody rights or obligations.

if he was a mere sperm donor then she is stuck.

The courts should at the very least give him sole custody and her zero profit from the deception.


69 posted on 11/28/2011 6:44:25 AM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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If the fertility clinic had a duty to see if the donor was her husband or a willing donor he may have a case.


124 posted on 11/29/2011 1:56:16 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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