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Ore. Man Aims For Squirrel, Hits His Foot Instead
KTVZ.com ^ | November 29, 2011 | staff reporter

Posted on 11/30/2011 9:02:34 AM PST by Daffynition

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To: LucyT

With all the bones that can be broken in a foot...all I can say is *Ouch!*


41 posted on 11/30/2011 10:11:57 AM PST by Daffynition ( **Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an effete could ignore it**)
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To: jagusafr; Winstons Julia
You callin' us *squirrely*? Why on earth would you think that?


42 posted on 11/30/2011 10:14:10 AM PST by Daffynition ( **Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an effete could ignore it**)
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To: Winstons Julia

The moderators are already pruding up the thread, dear lord...


43 posted on 11/30/2011 10:15:56 AM PST by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: Daffynition

That’s a possibility. Either way, he is not too swift of mind.


44 posted on 11/30/2011 10:19:27 AM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: Daffynition
A Benton County, Ore., sheriff's officer says a 36-year-old Monroe man told deputies he was startled by a squirrel that ran up his left leg so he fired at it but hit his foot instead.


45 posted on 11/30/2011 10:19:31 AM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: RJS1950

My first reaction would not be to shoot the squirrel but try to brush/fling it off me.

Good thing the guy didn’t have a hatchet in his hand.


46 posted on 11/30/2011 10:53:06 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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47 posted on 11/30/2011 11:07:41 AM PST by Daffynition ( **Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an effete could ignore it**)
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To: Godzilla
>:)


48 posted on 11/30/2011 11:12:19 AM PST by Daffynition ( *Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellec could ignore it*)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Thank you, THANK you! I saw that years ago and laughed so hard my stomach hurt. It’s nice too see it again.

Also laughed (not as hard) at “Sittin’ Up With The Dead”...

And add another thank you!


49 posted on 11/30/2011 11:49:29 AM PST by Peet (Cogito ergo dubito.)
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To: Daffynition; onedoug

Looks like my tree neighbor.


50 posted on 11/30/2011 11:51:40 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Peet; All
Awwww, dang - I forgot to post the link to the Official site of the Squirrel Defamation League. Click on their logo:



{I have no connection to the linked website 'cept as a satisfied browser thereof...}
51 posted on 11/30/2011 1:19:31 PM PST by Peet (Cogito ergo dubito.)
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To: Pan_Yan; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...


52 posted on 11/30/2011 2:37:27 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Stand in for the Viking kittehs...Viking Squirrrrrrrrrrrrel!


53 posted on 11/30/2011 3:29:47 PM PST by Daffynition ( *Socialism, in general, has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellec could ignore it*)
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To: Daffynition

Chainmail jockstrap - good idea.


54 posted on 11/30/2011 3:38:12 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Winstons Julia
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55 posted on 11/30/2011 4:54:55 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946...and thankful for it!)
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56 posted on 11/30/2011 5:59:44 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Winstons Julia

It’s ok.
It’s not about urination or deformed lambs.

Oh, and you didn’t post it.
(Snicker)


57 posted on 11/30/2011 6:06:07 PM PST by right way right (What's it gonna take?)
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To: right way right

I’m biting my time.

All be back....


58 posted on 11/30/2011 6:16:10 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: traderrob6
Definate Darwin award candidate.
To be a Darwin Award candidate, one must either kill oneself or take oneself out of the gene pool. Had the squirrel been on his belt or crotch, there would have been a good chance of chlorinating the gene pool.
59 posted on 11/30/2011 6:58:59 PM PST by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: rmlew

I have little doubt this guy will get there.


60 posted on 12/01/2011 4:57:33 AM PST by traderrob6
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