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21 Adult Truths

Posted on 12/03/2011 8:24:28 AM PST by Java4Jay

1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


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To: A_perfect_lady

Really? Only 1 day, for me its sometims 3 days then I have to go to the store for Pepsi and tobacco. Getting out of PJ’s stinks, (maybe so do I by then) GG


41 posted on 12/03/2011 1:01:07 PM PST by goat granny
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To: grey_whiskers

****The only thing missing was that “Martin Luther King Boulevard” was not underlined. That street name is *always* bad news...****

Not necessarily. there is one in Fayetteville, Arkansas that is fairly safe to drive on, AKA Hwy 16. It was named as a bone to the U of A students. It is not a ghetto area at all.


42 posted on 12/03/2011 1:04:31 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Thanks for the tip! (Is Fayetteville anywhere near the Wal-Mart headquarters? Or is it "home" to anything else I should kick myself for not having remembered?)

Cheers!

43 posted on 12/03/2011 1:11:46 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Scissors also work...
44 posted on 12/03/2011 1:27:46 PM PST by goat granny
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To: A_perfect_lady
Damn! A whole lifetime of ignorance wiped cleaned in a sentence. I remember blank stares at my Mom when she told (asked? No "told") me to "fold the sheets" out of the drier when I was young.

FR has the smartest people in the Universe! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!

I'm gonna go practice now, and the next time I see my Mom, I'm going to impress her!

45 posted on 12/03/2011 1:57:51 PM PST by TotusTuus
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To: grey_whiskers

(Is Fayetteville anywhere near the Wal-Mart headquarters? Or is it “home” to anything else I should kick myself for not having remembered?)

Fayetteville is about 25 miles south of Bentonville, AR. Fayetteville is also home to the Arkansas Razorbacks and University of Arkansas.


46 posted on 12/03/2011 1:58:02 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Larry Lucido

And never have sex with the cleaning lady on you desk at work.


47 posted on 12/03/2011 2:05:09 PM PST by Gamecock (I am so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
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To: Java4Jay

and this...

What I used to do all night long, now takes me all night to do!


48 posted on 12/03/2011 2:12:01 PM PST by dmzTahoe
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To: A_perfect_lady; Java4Jay

An easier way:
Grasp sheet by one corner. Spin hand until sheet is in a ball on your hand. Remove hand. Sit on ball until it is squashed. Place in linen closet.


49 posted on 12/03/2011 3:51:24 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: TotusTuus

Practice is good...


50 posted on 12/03/2011 5:39:21 PM PST by A_perfect_lady (Islam is as Islam does.)
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To: irishtenor

Hey, that’s my method!


51 posted on 12/03/2011 11:00:12 PM PST by Ronin (If we were serious about using the death penalty as a deterrent, we would bring back public hangings)
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To: Java4Jay

Ping


52 posted on 12/04/2011 5:43:01 AM PST by grb
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To: PoloSec

http://www.marthastewart.com/269141/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet

It even has a video (and it’s how I learned to do it :))

Good Luck

S


53 posted on 12/04/2011 6:20:30 AM PST by SuzanneWeeks (Camp Perry 2011)
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