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Happy Festivus!!!!!
12/23/11
| Kevin Davis
Posted on 12/23/2011 8:11:27 AM PST by KevinDavis
I would like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus...
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: holiday; humor
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To: KevinDavis
Happy Festus to you too!
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:32:05 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
To: SunTzuWu
Frank: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Kruger: I find your belief system fascinating.
The aluminum pole was apparently chosen as an opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, and also because Frank Costanza, "finds tinsel distracting."
Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:33:03 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
To: Larry Lucido
I’ve been working out all year to prepare for the feats of strength!
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:34:58 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(I am so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
To: KevinDavis
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:40:29 AM PST
by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: KevinDavis
Here's a printable list....
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:40:55 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
To: Fresh Wind
Festus? I also liked him as Torgo in Manos: The Hands of Fate.
To: Gamecock
That disappoints me greatly, as I haven’t.
To: Gamecock
Ive been working out all year to prepare for the feats of strength!I practiced the other day. I think I herniated a disc lifting the middle section of my kids' snowman onto the base. Then, in thanks, the little snots knocked it over the second day. Me, I'm still walking with a starboard list.
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:43:36 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
12/23/2011 8:50:26 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
To: KevinDavis
Our local sports talk show celebrated this one day early yesterday and many grievances were aired.
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
They called it “Festivus for the rest of us”.
To: Larry Lucido
“Torgo takes care of the place while the master is away.”
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posted on
12/23/2011 9:40:54 AM PST
by
SunTzuWu
To: married21; Larry Lucido
You don’t find our belief system fascinating??
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posted on
12/23/2011 9:44:18 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(I am so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
To: IYAS9YAS
Jerry: "That's a shame..."
BTW - LOVE your tag line. Easy Money was my favorite Rodney Dangerfield movie. Joe Pesci was great!
To: Daffynition
Many thanks. But I have a grievence with you....
To: KevinDavis
Festivus isn’t over until you pin me!
To: apillar
It actually wasn’t invented on Seinfeld. They just appropriated it.
To: KevinDavis
During the past year, I have been disappointed in many ways.
But I keep coming back to FR to be re-motivated.
Now for the Feats of Strength!
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posted on
12/23/2011 11:30:07 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
To: KevinDavis
Merry Christmas!
To: Larry Lucido
Happy Festivus and Merry Christmas to you and your family Larry
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posted on
12/24/2011 10:15:54 AM PST
by
Taffini
( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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