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Happy Festivus!!!!!
12/23/11 | Kevin Davis

Posted on 12/23/2011 8:11:27 AM PST by KevinDavis

I would like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus...



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: holiday; humor
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To: KevinDavis

Happy Festus to you too!

21 posted on 12/23/2011 8:32:05 AM PST by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: SunTzuWu

Frank: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Kruger: I find your belief system fascinating.

The aluminum pole was apparently chosen as an opposition to the commercialization of highly decorated Christmas trees, and also because Frank Costanza, "finds tinsel distracting."

Kramer: Is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

22 posted on 12/23/2011 8:33:03 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Larry Lucido

I’ve been working out all year to prepare for the feats of strength!


23 posted on 12/23/2011 8:34:58 AM PST by Gamecock (I am so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
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24 posted on 12/23/2011 8:40:29 AM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: KevinDavis
Here's a printable list....


25 posted on 12/23/2011 8:40:55 AM PST by Daffynition (*Pray for whatever passes for America these days* Amen. ~ ScottinVA)
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To: Fresh Wind
Festus? I also liked him as Torgo in Manos: The Hands of Fate.


26 posted on 12/23/2011 8:41:57 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gamecock

That disappoints me greatly, as I haven’t.


27 posted on 12/23/2011 8:42:56 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gamecock
I’ve been working out all year to prepare for the feats of strength!

I practiced the other day. I think I herniated a disc lifting the middle section of my kids' snowman onto the base. Then, in thanks, the little snots knocked it over the second day. Me, I'm still walking with a starboard list.

28 posted on 12/23/2011 8:43:36 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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29 posted on 12/23/2011 8:50:26 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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To: KevinDavis

Our local sports talk show celebrated this one day early yesterday and many grievances were aired.


30 posted on 12/23/2011 9:02:15 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

They called it “Festivus for the rest of us”.


31 posted on 12/23/2011 9:02:59 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Larry Lucido
“Torgo takes care of the place while the master is away.”
32 posted on 12/23/2011 9:40:54 AM PST by SunTzuWu
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To: married21; Larry Lucido

You don’t find our belief system fascinating??


33 posted on 12/23/2011 9:44:18 AM PST by Gamecock (I am so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it. JGM)
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To: IYAS9YAS
Jerry: "That's a shame..."

BTW - LOVE your tag line. Easy Money was my favorite Rodney Dangerfield movie. Joe Pesci was great!

34 posted on 12/23/2011 10:14:31 AM PST by Inspectorette
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To: Daffynition

Many thanks. But I have a grievence with you....


35 posted on 12/23/2011 10:17:06 AM PST by Anti-Hillary
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To: KevinDavis

Festivus isn’t over until you pin me!


36 posted on 12/23/2011 10:26:54 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: apillar

It actually wasn’t invented on Seinfeld. They just appropriated it.


37 posted on 12/23/2011 10:59:27 AM PST by Boogieman
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To: KevinDavis

During the past year, I have been disappointed in many ways.

But I keep coming back to FR to be re-motivated.

Now for the Feats of Strength!


38 posted on 12/23/2011 11:30:07 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: KevinDavis
Merry Christmas!
39 posted on 12/23/2011 12:27:18 PM PST by cruise_missile
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To: Larry Lucido

Happy Festivus and Merry Christmas to you and your family Larry


40 posted on 12/24/2011 10:15:54 AM PST by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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