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OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
The Weekly World News ^ | 2/10/12 | Frank Lake

Posted on 02/19/2012 7:28:17 AM PST by YankeeReb

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.

President Barack Obama told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.”

Obama said that he has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.”

Obama said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say that Obama is keeping a lot of old elements from the original constitution “he’s just making it better, bringing it into the 21st century,” said White House Spokesman, Jay Carney.

Many Democrats said that President Obama was a constitutional scholar and probably the only President – since the Founding Fathers – who is qualified to change the Constitution.

“President Obama knows more about the Constitution than any man who has ever lived,” said Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi. “It’s about time we changed that document and we are lucky to have President Obama to do it.”

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: constitution; nobama; obama; satir; satire; sickhumor
Hard to know where the truth ends and the satire begins with this regime.
1 posted on 02/19/2012 7:28:22 AM PST by YankeeReb
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To: YankeeReb

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if king zero is doing this.


2 posted on 02/19/2012 7:30:47 AM PST by duckman (Go Newt...)
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To: YankeeReb

We are in deep doo-doo when an article like this could be believable...............


3 posted on 02/19/2012 7:31:42 AM PST by basil (It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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To: YankeeReb
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4 posted on 02/19/2012 7:34:18 AM PST by SkyDancer ("No Matter How The People Vote There Will Always Be A Federal Judge To Over Turn It")
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To: YankeeReb

Just after this exec order he would issue this one, “and I ain’t leaving.”


5 posted on 02/19/2012 7:39:43 AM PST by Toespi
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To: YankeeReb

Did you read the comments? Everyone commenting appeared to believe it was a real news story......that alone will doom us.


6 posted on 02/19/2012 7:43:15 AM PST by svcw (Only difference between Romney & BH is one thinks he will be god & other one thinks he already is.)
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To: YankeeReb

Why is this so easy to believe?


7 posted on 02/19/2012 7:45:26 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: YankeeReb
The author is a pretty good psychic, who isn't off base.Obama has consistently sited problems with the constitution, as well as the NY Times, and Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg among others. It is apparent that this bunch and their RAT cohorts would love to destroy the constitution......and they may very well succeed.
8 posted on 02/19/2012 7:54:53 AM PST by kenmcg (How)
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To: YankeeReb

April 1st came early and we’re all fools if this really happens. Barry has termed the Constitution as a “charter of negative liberties” and seemingly holds distain for any document which limits gubmint.


9 posted on 02/19/2012 8:00:32 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: YankeeReb
It is dangerous to post an article like this without a big bold sarcasm warning. With the mood of our nation, there are a lot of people who will take it seriously and before long one of "those emails" will be going around.

When that happens it is possible, but likely, to result in some one doing something overtly stupid. More likely is that it becomes a form of crying wolf and when Obama makes his next more toward oppression, as he did with Executive Order 13575 giving overs sight of America's farms to his Czars. Soon he may be able to issues any order he wants without protest.

10 posted on 02/19/2012 8:01:02 AM PST by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: Baynative

Directive 10-289:

In the name of the general welfare, to protect the people’s security, to achieve full equality and total stability, it is decreed for the duration of the national emergency that:

Point One. All workers, wage earners and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Unification Board, such Board to be appointed by the Bureau of Economic Planning and National Resources. All persons reaching the age of twenty-one shall report to the Unification Board, which shall assign them to where, in its opinion, their services will best serve the interests of the nation.

Point Two. All industrial, commercial, manufacturing and business establishments of any nature whatsoever shall henceforth remain in operation, and the owners of such establishments shall not quit nor leave nor retire, nor close, sell or transfer their business, under penalty of the nationalization of their establishment and of any and all of their property.

Point Three. All patents and copyrights, pertaining to any devices, inventions, formulas, processes and works of any nature whatsoever, shall be turned over to the nation as a patriotic emergency gift by means of Gift Certificates to be signed voluntarily by the owners of all such patents and copyrights. The Unification Board shall then license the use of such patents and copyrights to all applicants, equally and without discrimination, for the purpose of eliminating monopolistic practices, discarding obsolete products and making the best available to the whole nation. No trademarks, brand names or copyrighted titles shall be used. Every formerly patented product shall be known by a new name and sold by all manufacturers under the same name, such name to be selected by the Unification Board. All private trademarks and brand names are hereby abolished.

Point Four. No new devices, inventions, products, or goods of any nature whatsoever, not now on the market, shall be produced, invented, manufactured or sold after the date of this directive. The Office of Patents and Copyrights is hereby suspended.

Point Five. Every establishment, concern, corporation or person engaged in production of any nature whatsoever shall henceforth produce the same amount of goods per year as it, they or he produced during the Basic Year, no more and no less. The year to be known as the Basic or Yardstick Year is to be the year ending on the date of this directive. Over or under production shall be fined, such fines to be determined by the Unification Board.

Point Six. Every person of any age, sex, class or income, shall henceforth spend the same amount of money on the purchase of goods per year as he or she spent during the Basic Year, no more and no less. Over or under purchasing shall be fined, such fines to be determined by the Unification Board.

Point Seven. All wages, prices, salaries, dividends, profits, interest rates and forms of income of any nature whatsoever, shall be frozen at their present figures, as of the date of this directive.

Point Eight. All cases arising from and rules not specifically provided for in this directive, shall be settled and determined by the Unification Board, whose decisions will be final.


11 posted on 02/19/2012 8:07:02 AM PST by null and void (Day 1125 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: YankeeReb
Dear FRiends,

This is the Weekly World News. I have a clipping from one of their front pages clearly showing a UFO (saucer type) on the flight deck of Nimitz. Another clipping shows a stuffed (as in taxidermy) toddler posed by a Swedish family's fireplace. And on, and on...

If you want real news, check out the National Inquirer.


12 posted on 02/19/2012 8:08:54 AM PST by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer)
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To: null and void

Points 1 & 2 have already been partly implemented by the Obama regime via the NLRB.

Mark


13 posted on 02/19/2012 8:20:34 AM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: YankeeReb

I love Weekly World News. They are hilarious.

But hey, imagine if some clown had his posse set up mechanisms for Americans to spy on one another.

Oh wait ...


14 posted on 02/19/2012 8:22:38 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

HEY! The Weekly World News prints the truth! It’s the REAL paper of record!

They wouldn’t print it if it weren’t true!

Who do YOU think they are, the NY Times or the Washington Post?

Mark


15 posted on 02/19/2012 8:22:49 AM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%

Its frightening that for just a second I didn’t know if it was a joke or real.


16 posted on 02/19/2012 8:34:39 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: YankeeReb
Hard to know where the truth ends and the satire begins with this regime.

Amen. We know that he would declare himself president for life if he could. Then go Zimbabwe just like Mugabe and re appropriate all the "white" owned anything to his pals in da 'hood.

17 posted on 02/19/2012 8:39:23 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: YankeeReb

18 posted on 02/19/2012 8:45:18 AM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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To: YankeeReb

This does sound like something he would do but it is not really necessary.

He now simply ignores any laws or Constitutional rules which he does not like. Also he can get federal judges to say the Constitution says anything. If they can’t stretch it to mean something opposite of what it says, they will simply make it up.


19 posted on 02/19/2012 8:46:03 AM PST by yarddog
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To: YankeeReb

he doesn’t need to void it.

Simply rule as if it doesn’t exist, expcept where it helps their aims.

Who is going to stop him? Boner? McConnel?

Lol.


20 posted on 02/19/2012 8:47:33 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: YankeeReb

Like the right to have others pay for your birth control.....Wait, Dems say that it is already a right that Republicans are trying to take away,


21 posted on 02/19/2012 8:50:49 AM PST by sickoflibs (You MUST support the lesser of two RINOs or we all die!)
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To: sickoflibs

CLEAN HOUSE

CLEAN SENATE

CLEAN PRESIDENT

ALL INCUMBANTS MUST GO!!


22 posted on 02/19/2012 9:16:43 AM PST by darylmh (new workers, new prisons)
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RE :”CLEAN HOUSE, CLEAN SENATE, CLEAN PRESIDENT, ALL INCUMBANTS MUST GO!!

If the election were held today the Republican incumbents would probably be thrown out, and replaced by Democrats. And you can bet that Dems in charge of everything wouldn't be cutting spending until after many tax raises failed. We saw 2009 and 2010.

But, the election is not today.

23 posted on 02/19/2012 9:37:19 AM PST by sickoflibs (You MUST support the lesser of two RINOs or we all die!)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

Nah in the same issue!

KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/19194/kim-kardashians-butt-explodes/


24 posted on 02/19/2012 9:49:09 AM PST by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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To: Toespi
... “and I ain’t leaving.”

That is more than likely an accurate statement.

The last hope we had, the military, is being decimated. 60,000-80,000 troops cut. Who do you think they are cutting? It's not the women, it's not the homosexuals....it's the true warriors. All that will be left are those willing to shoot at fellow citizens while all the true warriors, the people that might have actually helped to rid us of this pos, are being let go and will be scattered.

25 posted on 02/19/2012 10:00:37 AM PST by Outlaw Woman (When does the shooting start?)
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To: YankeeReb
I would glady give my life in protecting the Consitution of the United States. This document was and is written with the wisdom and blessings of our creator. That is why evil hates it so. Photobucket
26 posted on 02/19/2012 10:12:12 AM PST by baddog 219
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To: Lees Swrd
KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES

You make me look. That woman sure has a big butt.

27 posted on 02/19/2012 10:54:50 AM PST by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

Actually I clicked it feeling it was a joke and looked at the size of that thing, and thought it highly possible LMAO!!


28 posted on 02/19/2012 11:06:25 AM PST by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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To: YankeeReb

The Communist Manifesto.

Sorry, O, it’s already been done.


29 posted on 02/19/2012 11:26:28 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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To: YankeeReb

For Obama the Constitution is a just a formality and through executive orders and unconstitutional acts such as his “recess” appointments he will continue to do as he wants since his court eunuchs, the GOP leadership, will do and say nothing. I worry that he would seek to somehow circumvent the 2012 elections and have to be deposed by force.


30 posted on 02/19/2012 12:48:17 PM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that pretty soon you run out of other people's money" M. Thatcher)
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