Coralville Man Arrested at Grocery Store for "Criminal Mischief With The Cheese"

iowacity.patch.com ^ | March 6, 2012 | Stephen Schmidt

[Free ThinkerNY]

An allegedly intoxicated Coralville man has been accused of stealing items from the First Avenue Hy-Vee Friday afternoon, including a jar of cheese that he allegedly proceeded to use to smear all over the men's restroom.

According to a criminal complaint from the Iowa City police department, Blake Oren Robinson, 28, of Coralville was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer.

He then allegedly began consuming them in the men's restroom, "committing criminal mischief with the cheese," according to the criminal complaint.

This criminal mischief included opening the jar and spreading the cheese all over the floor and walls.

[a fool in paradise]

“Cheese it’s the cops!” he said as he was taken away...

[blueunicorn6]

Two salsa stories in one day? Stay away from the next one.....three on a salsa is bad luck.

[a fool in paradise]

Blake Oren Robinson, 28, of Coralville was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer.

The store owner told him that's nacho cheese.

[cripplecreek]

The power of cheese.

[mardi59]

He’s a regular cheese whiz.

[mylife]

"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"

[GnL]

According to the criminal complaint, Robinson appeared intoxication at the time of his arrest.

More solid journalistic writing I see.

[dog breath]

I am sure the poor guy who has to clean the bathroom favors the death penalty for this.

[Battle Axe]

Had to be the solar flares.

[Slings and Arrows]

"committing criminal mischief with the cheese,"

It's not kosher to mix meat and cheese.

[6SJ7]

shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese...

What size? 8 oz? 16? Are they sure it was the "medium" and not the "extra spicy"? These details are crucial!

[dfwgator]

“Gettin’ crazy with the Cheez Whiz” Soy un perdidor. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

[shibumi]

"Moe! Larry! Cheese!"

[Larry Lucido]

The owner said “Taco you want?” but the guy misunderstood.

[Revolting cat!]

Blake Oren Robinson

Blake Oren? Sounds like an aristocratic name, a big cheese!

[golux]

I love that scene in Borat where Bob Barr is eating the cheese and Borat says “it is from the milk of my wife.” Bob actually had a pretty good sense of humor about it: great guy.

[Ezekiel]

in the men's restroom, "committing criminal mischief with the cheese,"

Truly a missed opportunity for Cheese Whiz product placement.

[TheOldLady]

As usual, I was reading Faux news stories to Hubby this morning as he ate breakfast, and I was so annoyed about the spelling, grammar, misuse of words, etc., that I could barely finish them.

I'm old, and I remember when you found a typo in the newspaper a few times a year, not a few times a paragraph.

Everything changes, but not for the better when the leftists take over.

[Daffynition]

**Life is a mixer of emotions, and soon I will be devoured by the parties at hand. Do not cheddar tear for me. It is to a far, far butter cheese I go…**

WARNING: DO NOT STARE INTO THE CHEEZ WIZ