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Coralville Man Arrested at Grocery Store for "Criminal Mischief With The Cheese"
iowacity.patch.com ^
| March 6, 2012
| Stephen Schmidt
Posted on 03/08/2012 5:54:23 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
An allegedly intoxicated Coralville man has been accused of stealing items from the First Avenue Hy-Vee Friday afternoon, including a jar of cheese that he allegedly proceeded to use to smear all over the men's restroom.
According to a criminal complaint from the Iowa City police department, Blake Oren Robinson, 28, of Coralville was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer.
He then allegedly began consuming them in the men's restroom, "committing criminal mischief with the cheese," according to the criminal complaint.
This criminal mischief included opening the jar and spreading the cheese all over the floor and walls.
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows
“Cheese it’s the cops!” he said as he was taken away...
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posted on
03/08/2012 5:59:05 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Two salsa stories in one day? Stay away from the next one.....three on a salsa is bad luck.
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posted on
03/08/2012 5:59:10 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Free ThinkerNY; Revolting cat!
Blake Oren Robinson, 28, of Coralville was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer. The store owner told him that's nacho cheese.
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posted on
03/08/2012 5:59:48 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/08/2012 5:59:52 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He’s a regular cheese whiz.
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posted on
03/08/2012 6:01:48 PM PST
by
mardi59
(I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"
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posted on
03/08/2012 6:01:54 PM PST
by
mylife
To: Free ThinkerNY
According to the criminal complaint, Robinson appeared intoxication at the time of his arrest. More solid journalistic writing I see.
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posted on
03/08/2012 6:20:33 PM PST
by
GnL
To: Free ThinkerNY
I am sure the poor guy who has to clean the bathroom favors the death penalty for this.
To: mardi59
Had to be the solar flares.
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posted on
03/08/2012 6:49:01 PM PST
by
Battle Axe
(Repent, for the coming of the Lord is nigh.)
To: a fool in paradise; Fiddlstix; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
"committing criminal mischief with the cheese,"It's not kosher to mix meat and cheese.
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posted on
03/08/2012 7:43:25 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese... What size? 8 oz? 16? Are they sure it was the "medium" and not the "extra spicy"? These details are crucial!
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posted on
03/08/2012 7:52:34 PM PST
by
6SJ7
(Meh.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Gettin’ crazy with the Cheez Whiz” Soy un perdidor. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
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posted on
03/08/2012 7:54:43 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Moe! Larry! Cheese!"
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posted on
03/08/2012 7:59:39 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: a fool in paradise
The owner said “Taco you want?” but the guy misunderstood.
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posted on
03/08/2012 8:11:44 PM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(My doctor told me to curtail my Walpoling activities.)
To: a fool in paradise
Blake Oren RobinsonBlake Oren? Sounds like an aristocratic name, a big cheese!
To: Slings and Arrows
I love that scene in Borat where Bob Barr is eating the cheese and Borat says “it is from the milk of my wife.” Bob actually had a pretty good sense of humor about it: great guy.
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posted on
03/08/2012 11:54:07 PM PST
by
golux
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
in the men's restroom, "committing criminal mischief with the cheese," Truly a missed opportunity for Cheese Whiz product placement.
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posted on
03/09/2012 12:02:18 AM PST
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: GnL
As usual, I was reading Faux news stories to Hubby this morning as he ate breakfast, and I was so annoyed about the spelling, grammar, misuse of words, etc., that I could barely finish them.
I'm old, and I remember when you found a typo in the newspaper a few times a year, not a few times a paragraph.
Everything changes, but not for the better when the leftists take over.
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posted on
03/09/2012 4:01:49 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: Ezekiel
**Life is a mixer of emotions, and soon I will be devoured by the parties at hand. Do not cheddar tear for me. It is to a far, far butter cheese I go
**
WARNING: DO NOT STARE INTO THE CHEEZ WIZ
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posted on
03/09/2012 4:27:40 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(On Andrew Breitbart: In his honor, I'll fight harder...He'll be back and he'll be millions.)
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