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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding

I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.

It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!

Everyone one here is gay!

Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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1 posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:36 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
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To: Danny Gelding

Eunuch


2 posted on 04/01/2012 12:40:44 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Danny Gelding

IBTZ. WTF?


3 posted on 04/01/2012 12:41:27 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Danny Gelding

IBZT


4 posted on 04/01/2012 12:41:40 PM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Danny Gelding; Admin Moderator

I agree, Danny. You have a right to be a gelding.

You should not reproduce.


5 posted on 04/01/2012 12:42:08 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Danny Gelding

Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em!


6 posted on 04/01/2012 12:42:54 PM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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To: Danny Gelding

Oooo ooo oooo!!! My very first in before the zot!


7 posted on 04/01/2012 12:43:26 PM PDT by Grammy
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To: vetvetdoug
We get this same post (it's actually longer) on our CT page. It rambles on and on. Usually zotted pretty quick.

I'm guessing this is a mod's April Fool's joke lampooning that.

8 posted on 04/01/2012 12:43:41 PM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Danny Gelding

Mitt....... is that you?


9 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:16 PM PDT by Breto (The Establishment party is killing our country)
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To: Danny Gelding

Whatever you do, Danny, don’t look under the bed. They’re waiting for you. Waiting ... waiting.


10 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:25 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: humblegunner

I think the gene pool is about to improve by at least one around here, any second now.


11 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:30 PM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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To: Danny Gelding
URA Idjit
12 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:45 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Danny Gelding
I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I give you eight bonus points for this thread.

13 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (100%!)
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To: Danny Gelding

April Fool!!


14 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:50 PM PDT by lysie
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To: Danny Gelding; Jim Robinson; Admin Moderator; onyx; trisham
Put down the bong and quit playing with electrical sockets.
15 posted on 04/01/2012 12:44:54 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: Danny Gelding

the lib-tards and occu-tards are amazingly dense

sorry about stating the obvious... was hoping maybe the moron was still lurking to see if he trolled anyone.

pro-tip:
if you can’t operate a bar of soap or a razor, you probably don’t have the mental tools for most adult jobs.

is that ‘unfair’? sure. deal with it... or don’t. i’d prefer you just cease to exist anyhow.


16 posted on 04/01/2012 12:45:14 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: raybbr

We used to get him on the Texas page, but the methadone clinic stopped the free wi-fi.

Not so much lately.


17 posted on 04/01/2012 12:45:32 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Breto

LOL— i bet it is MILT


18 posted on 04/01/2012 12:45:37 PM PDT by chicken head
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To: PSYCHO-FREEP
"Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em!"

Think I need my eyes examined. When I first glanced at your post, I thought it said:

"Stroke 'em if ya got 'em!"

19 posted on 04/01/2012 12:46:18 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Danny Gelding

20 posted on 04/01/2012 12:46:34 PM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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To: Danny Gelding

Oooh, it’s Danny H version 10.0!!!

We still won’t respect you in the morning.


21 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:07 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Danny Gelding; Lazamataz

I like cheese...


22 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:12 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: cripplecreek
bufordtjustice NOT THIS SH@@ AGAIN!
23 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:33 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: Danny Gelding

GFY Danny.


24 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:49 PM PDT by mkjessup (0bama squats to pee.)
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To: Danny Gelding
Is that the best you can do? Geez... hardly worth messing with.

IBTZ

25 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:49 PM PDT by OKSooner (Never take a known wise-@$$ shooting with you.)
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To: Danny Gelding

IBTZ. I never get IBTZ. Yay for me.


26 posted on 04/01/2012 12:47:52 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Myth Romney: "Governor Goodhair" is really just a Whig.)
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To: chicken head
LOL— i bet it is MILT

And who exactly is "Milt"?

27 posted on 04/01/2012 12:48:14 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Danny Gelding

It’s an April Scumbag!
I mean fool.
Whatever.


28 posted on 04/01/2012 12:48:43 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Danny Gelding

lol.

This is a guy who infects the Texas board on occasion being mocked apparently.


29 posted on 04/01/2012 12:48:49 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Danny Gelding; Old Sarge; darkwing104; Old Lady; TheOldLady; rabscuttle385; 50mm; Atom Smasher; ...
Somebody ready the net...................

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore


30 posted on 04/01/2012 12:48:53 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Danny Gelding

You so crazy!

You B @No_Limit_Danny!


31 posted on 04/01/2012 12:49:19 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE.

Must be Mitt Romney!

32 posted on 04/01/2012 12:49:34 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Danny Gelding
Everyone one here is gay!

Your right. You found me out you silly goose. Now everyone knows who I am...

Your post is lame though.

IBTZ.

33 posted on 04/01/2012 12:49:52 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Danny Gelding

So after a hard day of turd burgling you decided to drop in and say hi?


34 posted on 04/01/2012 12:49:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Danny Gelding

I still appreciate this guy for giving me my tag line. :)

I get the occasional spam email from him as well. I just ignore it.


35 posted on 04/01/2012 12:50:52 PM PDT by Pox (Good Night. I expect more respect tomorrow.)
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To: Danny Gelding

Danny Gelding...LOL


36 posted on 04/01/2012 12:50:54 PM PDT by APatientMan (Pick a side)
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To: Danny Gelding
"Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.."

37 posted on 04/01/2012 12:51:29 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: humblegunner

I am freedomposter and I approve of your post.

And often I don’t.

This is certainly a case where “Darwinism is a good thing” applies.

IBTZ


38 posted on 04/01/2012 12:51:31 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Danny Gelding

IBTZ.


39 posted on 04/01/2012 12:52:05 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Danny Gelding
"Everyone one here is gay!"

This is what I really get a kick out of. These libtards pieces of chit spend half their day telling each other how they just love anything that is LGBT or whatever current acronym/misnomer they're hiding behind this week. Then,when they find themselves confronted with rational conservatism, they start yelling and calling the Conservatives gay, pervs, or teabaggers.

I wonder if they really can't see how ridiculous they look or if they're just too stupid to put it together.

40 posted on 04/01/2012 12:52:21 PM PDT by skimbell
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To: Danny Gelding; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I have been neutered, gelded!

This should have a calming influence in your life. What happened?

41 posted on 04/01/2012 12:53:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Balls are overrated.)
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To: 50mm

We have a clean up on isle 5. Looks like a ZOT is forthcoming.


42 posted on 04/01/2012 12:53:06 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Danny Gelding

No conservative is danny

not a shred of sanctimony, not a hint of self righteousness, not a scintilla of pompousness exhibits he


43 posted on 04/01/2012 12:54:54 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
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To: Danny Gelding

Yea, but what do you think about Wal Mart?


44 posted on 04/01/2012 12:55:16 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Danny Gelding

I thought it was pretty damn funny. Started to get into youtube territory there for a sec.


45 posted on 04/01/2012 12:55:37 PM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Danny Gelding

20 minutes and still no zot. The mods must be at lunch.

IBTZ

I love the smell of Ozone in the Morning.


46 posted on 04/01/2012 12:55:54 PM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: Danny Gelding

47 posted on 04/01/2012 12:56:22 PM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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To: Danny Gelding
my mom just pulled into the garage. . . .

Is that you, Jerry Van Dyke?

48 posted on 04/01/2012 12:56:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obscure '60s sitcom reference.)
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To: P-Marlowe; Admin Moderator
20 minutes and still no zot. The mods must be at lunch.

Or . . . "Danny Gelding" COULD be a mod havin' some April Fools fun with us.

49 posted on 04/01/2012 12:58:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hmmm. . . .)
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50 posted on 04/01/2012 1:00:51 PM PDT by PSYCHO-FREEP (If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
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