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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!
I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.
It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!
Everyone one here is gay!
Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding; mikrofon; martin_fierro
I have been neutered, gelded! This should have a calming influence in your life. What happened?
To: 50mm
We have a clean up on isle 5. Looks like a ZOT is forthcoming.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:53:06 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Danny Gelding
No conservative is danny
not a shred of sanctimony, not a hint of self righteousness, not a scintilla of pompousness exhibits he
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:54:54 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 ..... Crucifixion is coming)
To: Danny Gelding
Yea, but what do you think about Wal Mart?
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:55:16 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Danny Gelding
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Started to get into youtube territory there for a sec.
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:55:37 PM PDT
by
ecomcon
To: Danny Gelding
20 minutes and still no zot. The mods must be at lunch.
IBTZ
I love the smell of Ozone in the Morning.
To: Danny Gelding
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posted on
04/01/2012 12:56:22 PM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
To: Danny Gelding
my mom just pulled into the garage. . . . Is that you, Jerry Van Dyke?
To: P-Marlowe; Admin Moderator
20 minutes and still no zot. The mods must be at lunch. Or . . . "Danny Gelding" COULD be a mod havin' some April Fools fun with us.
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:00:51 PM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
To: Charles Henrickson
IBTZ? LOL! IBTZ, IBTZ, IBTZ!
Oh frabjous day! Callew Callay!
To: Charles Henrickson
LOL. Nicely played...
You are one of three people aware of that show in the United States. I am the second and Jerry is the third.
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:01:39 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I'm very conservative! I even did a tea party once!
To: Danny Gelding
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:02:03 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
To: Danny Gelding
Are you the spammer Danny from Connecticut?
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:04:45 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
To: Danny Gelding
Ah, I smoked you out!
So, tell us . . . how did you get gelded? Was it painful? Fun?
To: Danny Gelding
say hi to your mom for me...
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:08:35 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Charles Henrickson; Danny Gelding
So, tell us . . . how did you get gelded? Meth overdoses, among other things, can cause powerful biting reflexes.
I'm guessing Danny's dad did it.
To: Lazlo in PA
Geez. Make that 4.
Didn’t that car have a voice Like Ann Sothern’s?
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:09:23 PM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(ABO! Go Newt!)
To: Danny Gelding
Danny Gelding So, which Republican Senator are you?
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posted on
04/01/2012 1:10:15 PM PDT
by
EternalVigilance
(You can be a Romney Republican or you can be a conservative. You can't be both. Pick one.)
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