Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack

The Smoking Gun ^ | 4/5/12

[Lazlo in PA]

Bet someone giggled though.

Count me as one. I still can't figure out if "Ball" was someones name they used for the hospital or if it is their medical specialty.

[GOYAKLA]

I could have explained about a female friend who got her t—t caught in a Maytag washing machine wringer.
Really it was just her arm. :^}
The t—t part was an OLDE joke: “
I haven’t laughed so hard since my Sister got her T—t caught in the wringer”. (1955)
Have a Great day, Fellow Night Owl.

[Outlaw Woman]

LOL! The way things are going ...... geez it probably is their ‘specialty’.

[fieldmarshaldj]

That’s nuts.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Just a guess, but I don’t think us men have much control over the size of our sacks.

[Outlaw Woman]

Hey thx for posting the pic and the ping.

She is not what I imagined at all; sumo wrestler came to mind but that gal, a good zing in the head should have done her in and...well she just looks like your everyday sweetie pie who was in a bad mood during mugshot day.

Interesting. Bet he looked like or was built like Barney Fife though.

[fieldmarshaldj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I

Feel.
The.
Burn.

*running away*

[Outlaw Woman]

No but you do have control over the choice of clothing in the summer. I mean really, isn't there some kind of mechanism that would keep them contained and out of public view??? Jock strap or somethinggggg????

Probably just another new fad that we'll have to endure: the peek-a-boo sack or some such nonsense. Probably complete with tattoos.

LOL! I think it's time for bed.....

[Slings and Arrows]

Think “strength of madness.”

[fieldmarshaldj]

Sometimes they just gotta be free... flapping in the breeze... bouncing against our ankles...

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Yeah,I’ve seen that,LOL.

I’d kick him in the nuts.

But my “breasticles” aren’t big enough for that.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Yeah, at some point, big ‘uns go from breasts to udders.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m guessing someone’s name, given that there’s also a Ball State University in the area.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

The machine couldn’t read the card. Please slide it again...

[fieldmarshaldj]

I wonder... does Ball State hold Balls ?

[Slings and Arrows]

Cue Bon Scott...

[RightOnline]

Tattoos? Yeah, have one “there”. It says “Hope you enjoy your stay in North Carolina! Y’all come back now, ya hear?”

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I just saw this narcissistic woman on TLC whose breasts are in the triple K's and now she wants to go up to 38MMM.

She's already had a nasty,life-threatening illness but she wants to get bigger.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

LOL. *Sigh*

Why am I still awake?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Think of the benefits of going bigger... You'll never have to worry about a front-collision accident. ;-D