Think of the benefits of going bigger... You'll never have to worry about a front-collision accident. ;-D
Posted on 04/09/2012 10:28:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.
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Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”
The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.
A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”
In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”
Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30.
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Count me as one. I still can't figure out if "Ball" was someones name they used for the hospital or if it is their medical specialty.
I could have explained about a female friend who got her t—t caught in a Maytag washing machine wringer.
Really it was just her arm. :^}
The t—t part was an OLDE joke: “
I haven’t laughed so hard since my Sister got her T—t caught in the wringer”. (1955)
Have a Great day, Fellow Night Owl.
That’s nuts.
Just a guess, but I don’t think us men have much control over the size of our sacks.
Hey thx for posting the pic and the ping.
She is not what I imagined at all; sumo wrestler came to mind but that gal, a good zing in the head should have done her in and...well she just looks like your everyday sweetie pie who was in a bad mood during mugshot day.
Interesting. Bet he looked like or was built like Barney Fife though.
Probably just another new fad that we'll have to endure: the peek-a-boo sack or some such nonsense. Probably complete with tattoos.
LOL! I think it's time for bed.....
Think “strength of madness.”
Sometimes they just gotta be free... flapping in the breeze... bouncing against our ankles...
Yeah,I’ve seen that,LOL.
I’d kick him in the nuts.
But my “breasticles” aren’t big enough for that.
Yeah, at some point, big ‘uns go from breasts to udders.
I’m guessing someone’s name, given that there’s also a Ball State University in the area.
The machine couldn’t read the card. Please slide it again...
I wonder... does Ball State hold Balls ?
Cue Bon Scott...
Tattoos? Yeah, have one “there”. It says “Hope you enjoy your stay in North Carolina! Y’all come back now, ya hear?”
She's already had a nasty,life-threatening illness but she wants to get bigger.
LOL. *Sigh*
Why am I still awake?
Think of the benefits of going bigger... You'll never have to worry about a front-collision accident. ;-D
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