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Fill in the blank: If Obama had a son ________________
4/15/2012 | Nunya Biddness

Posted on 04/14/2012 10:57:40 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Fill in the Blank: If Obama had a son ________________


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If Obama had a son... He'd look like Mitt Romney.
1 posted on 04/14/2012 10:57:42 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
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To: Mad Dawgg

A hoodie would be mandatory?


2 posted on 04/14/2012 11:00:04 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
If Obama had a son...

...Larry Sinclair had a uterus.

3 posted on 04/14/2012 11:02:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

“he’d be twice the child of hell as himself.”


4 posted on 04/14/2012 11:02:26 PM PDT by Newt 2012 (Voted for Clinton in 92 (my first election) and the Republican Revolution in 1994!)
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To: Mad Dawgg

“EE-I-EE-I-O”


5 posted on 04/14/2012 11:03:33 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Mad Dawgg

Wouldn’t that mean that Michelle was capable of giving birth, as opposed to the cellular mitosis that produced her daughters?


6 posted on 04/14/2012 11:04:45 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Libloather
"A hoodie would be mandatory?"

My wife is angry with you cuz I just LOL at your post and woke her...

7 posted on 04/14/2012 11:04:52 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg
If Obama had a son..........he would have died in a partial birth abortion to keep Moochelle from being punished with another child.

If Obama had a son..........he would look like Larry Sinclair.

If Obama had a son..........he'd be Van Jones.

8 posted on 04/14/2012 11:06:19 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I tip my hat to you!
I will not even try to come up with an answer now.
9 posted on 04/14/2012 11:06:41 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Newt......Nuff said.)
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To: The Cajun

You honor me, sir.


10 posted on 04/14/2012 11:11:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
If Dad was O'Bammer,
I'd yammer in the morning,
I'd stammer in the evening,
All over this damned land.

I'd yammer 'bout white folk,
I'd stammer 'bout conservatives,
I'd yammer stammer 'bout the war between the makers and the takers,
All over this damned land.


11 posted on 04/14/2012 11:12:27 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: Mad Dawgg

If Obama had a son.......HE would be a Natural Born Citizen...........


12 posted on 04/14/2012 11:13:00 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Red Badger

Not if 0bama’s not a citizen which he may not be.


13 posted on 04/14/2012 11:22:45 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye

Beat me to it:

Was going to post, “he would not be a natural born citizen either.”

lol


14 posted on 04/14/2012 11:26:26 PM PDT by Newt 2012 (Voted for Clinton in 92 (my first election) and the Republican Revolution in 1994!)
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To: Red Badger
"If Obama had a son.......HE would be a Natural Born Citizen..........."

Priceless!

15 posted on 04/14/2012 11:28:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg

If Obama had a son......... would he be a Kenyan or Indonesian?


16 posted on 04/14/2012 11:29:28 PM PDT by upsdriver (Newt..... stop Romney, get to a brokered convention and start a DRAFT PALIN movement!)
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To: upsdriver

Or maybe even Pockystonny.


17 posted on 04/14/2012 11:30:35 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Newt 2012

We all have 0bama’s number. We just don’t have any of his records. lol


18 posted on 04/14/2012 11:32:04 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
If Obama had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin's hero, C-Murder, a rapper, whose mugshot Trayvon Martin chose as the background of his Twitter page.

C-Murder is doing life without for wasting a 16-year-old fan back in 2002 at a Louisiana night club. Trayvon's Twitter handle, NO_LIMIT_NIGGA, alludes to the name of C-Murder's record company, No Limit Records.

19 posted on 04/14/2012 11:34:58 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Red Badger

If Obama had a son... Barney Frank would invite him to sleep-over.


20 posted on 04/14/2012 11:45:30 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg
I just LOL at your post and woke her...

At least three voters who NEVER sleep.

21 posted on 04/14/2012 11:49:41 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: cynwoody

Wow... that I didn’t know.


22 posted on 04/14/2012 11:52:58 PM PDT by Newt 2012 (Voted for Clinton in 92 (my first election) and the Republican Revolution in 1994!)
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To: Mad Dawgg
His son would look like this:


23 posted on 04/15/2012 12:04:31 AM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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To: jonrick46

Now is not a time to be dissing things Peruvian.


24 posted on 04/15/2012 12:07:52 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz

ping


25 posted on 04/15/2012 12:25:18 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg

He’d look like Bill Maher.


26 posted on 04/15/2012 12:46:29 AM PDT by KSanders
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To: Mad Dawgg

If obama had a son, he’d look like Moochelle if Moochelle was a woman.


27 posted on 04/15/2012 2:23:15 AM PDT by Terry Mross
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To: Mad Dawgg

...He’d be 25% White


28 posted on 04/15/2012 3:35:17 AM PDT by zencycler
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To: Mad Dawgg

If Obama had a son...who would the sperm donor be?


29 posted on 04/15/2012 3:59:00 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: Mad Dawgg

If Obamma had a son he would be antichrist JR..


30 posted on 04/15/2012 4:28:33 AM PDT by aces
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To: aces

...he should be removed from the marzist nobama family by the child protection authorities.


31 posted on 04/15/2012 4:49:37 AM PDT by hal ogen (1st Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Mad Dawgg

If he looked like Trayvon, he’d be in a hoodie, face down with a bullet in him.


32 posted on 04/15/2012 4:50:38 AM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: zencycler

Actually, somewhere between 25-75%.


33 posted on 04/15/2012 5:03:54 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Queeg Olbermann: Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them.)
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To: Mad Dawgg
Fill in the blank: If Obama had a son ________________


34 posted on 04/15/2012 5:03:59 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Mad Dawgg

35 posted on 04/15/2012 5:19:18 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Queeg Olbermann: Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

...he’d have an easily discoverable birth certificate and there wouldn’t be any missing INS records from that week.


36 posted on 04/15/2012 5:45:14 AM PDT by H.Akston (If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Brian Terry, whose death is being ignored by Eric Holder)
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To: Mad Dawgg

If Obama had a son who looked like Trayvon Martin, with grillwork and tats, he’d be in Kenya and the taxpayers would be footing to bill to keep any record he ever existed covered up.


37 posted on 04/15/2012 5:55:51 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

He’d be 1/4 white and 1/2 wookie.


38 posted on 04/15/2012 6:20:28 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative
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To: TigersEye

May not? Is not!


39 posted on 04/15/2012 7:34:58 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: Mad Dawgg

An anchor baby with a hoodie.


40 posted on 04/15/2012 8:36:51 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: clearcarbon
“EE-I-EE-I-O”

Don't you mean "EE-I-EE-EE-O"?

41 posted on 04/15/2012 8:54:15 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Fresh Wind

He’d probably look more like Zimmerman....


42 posted on 04/15/2012 1:05:39 PM PDT by libertyhoundusnr
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To: maxwellsmart_agent

Hey! If you’ve got the documents be a patriot and bring them forward.


43 posted on 04/15/2012 1:20:57 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Mad Dawgg; kristinn

If Obama had a Son, he would also try and eat your dog...


44 posted on 04/18/2012 7:19:09 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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