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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
KOMO News ^ | May 20, 2012

Posted on 05/20/2012 8:10:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Edited on 05/20/2012 8:11:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

SEATTLE - A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body area, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.


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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ducttape; headlineofthemonth; headlineoftheweek; headlineoftheyear; headlines; napl; publicnudity
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To: Slings and Arrows

Your lady friend does look capable of Offing 3 cops, but sorry she’s just not my type.


21 posted on 05/20/2012 8:38:30 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I particularly liked the "back-flip" through the backseat of a cop car and out the other side.

I'm trying to visualize that being done by a naked woman partially covered in hot pink duct tape.

My brain is fried from the effort...

22 posted on 05/20/2012 8:44:43 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
TTIWWP!!!

How are we supposed to ascertain guilt or innocence here?!?
23 posted on 05/20/2012 8:48:18 PM PDT by Sparticus (Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

...so it’s come to this.


24 posted on 05/20/2012 8:54:40 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sorry, I already saw “The Fifth Element.”


25 posted on 05/20/2012 8:54:48 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
As police tried to pull her back inside the patrol car she suddenly did an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the car.

Hmmmm....crazy AND awesome at the same time.

26 posted on 05/20/2012 8:57:43 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

WHAT! No pictures?
Let us be the judge of whether this gal qualifies for the label of “Being HOT!”.


27 posted on 05/20/2012 8:57:57 PM PDT by jongaltsr
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To: faithhopecharity; Lazamataz

What, you don’t recognize Laz’s main squeeze?


28 posted on 05/20/2012 8:58:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just whincing at the thought of the removal of the duct tape.


29 posted on 05/20/2012 8:58:26 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Sparticus

Post #13.


30 posted on 05/20/2012 8:59:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: wyokostur

The ghost of Wendy O’Williams empathizes.


31 posted on 05/20/2012 9:01:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was laz in Seattle this weekend?


32 posted on 05/20/2012 9:11:17 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The TEA Party is my cup of tea.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Every cop dreams of this!


33 posted on 05/20/2012 9:44:13 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And yet another use for duct tape. That stuff is SO versatile.


35 posted on 05/20/2012 9:51:44 PM PDT by gitmo
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To: Slings and Arrows
Dang, I hope she didn't use the good industrial grade stuff, ouch and ouch!
36 posted on 05/20/2012 9:56:56 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Newt......Nuff said.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Where’s the mugshot booking photo?


37 posted on 05/20/2012 9:57:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

There are medications to help with that.


38 posted on 05/20/2012 10:01:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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39 posted on 05/20/2012 10:03:12 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: a fool in paradise

Nothing at thesmokinggun.com, more’s the pity.


40 posted on 05/20/2012 10:07:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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