Posted on 06/30/2012 10:56:24 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Remember those old Pull-String dolls from the 60's? Every string-pull played a random track from a miniature phonograph inside. Here's a typical example -
Vintage Mickey Mouse Chatter Chums Pull String Doll
Does anyone make an Obama version of these?
I have seen "Inspirational Quotes" Talking Obama Dolls (gag!) on eBay. And there's a viral image of an Obama Talking BullS***er Doll going around, but AFAIK it's only a parody image and no such doll actually exists.
If such a doll does NOT exist, perhaps it's because of the immense difficulty required to keep it updated? Any fixed set of Zero's quotes would become obsolete every few weeks. For instance, any doll released a month ago would be missing the infamous "Private Sector" quote, and who would want to buy one that's missing that gem?
Maybe some enterprising Freeper can invent one with an Update Port on it (Bluetooth? USB?), so you can download the latest outrageous oBambi soundbite from some server within hours of it going viral.
It'd be great having one of these to hold up in the faces of lefties during street encounters.
Or maybe a life-sized version at gatherings ... someone with an Obama rubber mask, and clothes that look like something worn by a doll ... or better, a clown. And someone next to them pulls the string at the neckline.
how about a pinata?
Ha! I love it!
Can it double as a Voodoo doll?
Pull string. “Whirrrrrr ... Our brave Corpse men”
That life size doll lives at the White Crib. The dialog is loaded by the ‘geniuses’ at the Axelrod-Gibbs AstroTurf Factory in Chicago.
An Obama voodoo doll with a long sharp piercing pin would be an overnight best seller.
FWIW, there's a free Obama Voodoo Doll app on iPhone.
Thanks!
I think it should be a 'Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde' doll.. His public persona and private persona are shockingly different. The general public has no clue as to Obama's REAL mission for America or his outright disdain for our Founding documents.
He took office to CHANGE our form of government, NOT to "CHANGE D.C." as he had stated. ****THINK ABOUT THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS LIE****
All one need do is look at his appointments; Marxist Elena Kagan, Black Panther Eric Holder, Eugenicist Kathleen Sebelius, Progressive-Globalist Hillary Clinton, blah blah blah..
THE NEWS MEDIA is responsible for not vetting Obama.. He'd not be President had they vetted him. Can't vet a black man out of fear of appearing 'racist' I guess.. Eric Holder has survived 'F&F' investigation for 18 months without being fired or incarcerated for the same reason.. THE RACE CARD!
Or howsabout a John Pelosi Roberts Doll: "Whirrrrr... SCOTUS must uphold the ACA so that we can find out what's really in it."
Yep, and the same developer offers a Bush Voodoo Doll.
In the Android phone app store, there's a developer who sells both Obama and Romney Voodoo Dolls for $$, but gives away the Santorum Voodoo doll for free.
Whirrrrr: “Grandma Toot, typical white woman...”
Whirrrrr: “I won...”
Whirrrrr: “I assassinated Bin Laden and 22 others...”
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