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SHOULD WE WHIP IT? This will help you decide.
Source: Laz's twisted brain. | July 6, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 07/06/2012 10:43:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz

This was inspired by the original DEVO flowchart, but I felt the original author had far too many logic errors and missed song lyrics.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: whiplist
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For those of you who understand, have fun. For those of you who don't get this, don't ask. :)
1 posted on 07/06/2012 10:43:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker

Pretty funny *ping*

[thanks Laz]

:)


2 posted on 07/06/2012 10:46:06 AM PDT by Salamander (I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List

117 Satisfied Customers!™

3 posted on 07/06/2012 10:46:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: All
The song that inspired us all.
4 posted on 07/06/2012 10:50:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Shaggs Say:

"That's disturbing"

5 posted on 07/06/2012 10:51:35 AM PDT by Mr. K (OBAMA MUST BE STOPPED ROMNEY/GINGRICH)
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To: Lazamataz
Excellent. Thanks for the hate.
6 posted on 07/06/2012 10:52:38 AM PDT by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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To: Lazamataz
Just too dang funny.

Though, musically, I much prefer "Through Being Cool".

7 posted on 07/06/2012 10:54:30 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (My dog, yes. My wife, maybe. My gun....NEVER!)
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To: All

This is the original post that inspired me. As you can see, it has many problems with the logic, and missed song lyrics.

8 posted on 07/06/2012 10:54:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz
for later...maybe it's good i’m behind a firewall
9 posted on 07/06/2012 10:58:22 AM PDT by stylin19a (Obama - The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance)
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To: Lazamataz

Good, but what can you do with Ironman?


10 posted on 07/06/2012 11:01:30 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, will refer you to youtube (G.R.I.T.S.). Thanks Laz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDs__hXizvk
11 posted on 07/06/2012 11:02:25 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

12 posted on 07/06/2012 11:02:58 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Lazamataz

I can actually adapt the “Can you detect it?” part to some anti-submarine warfare modeling flowcharting I’m doing.

The problem is “Whip It” doesn’t work as well as “Drop a Mk 54 Torpedo.”


13 posted on 07/06/2012 11:05:45 AM PDT by Strategerist
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To: Lazamataz

If it’s green........cream it!


14 posted on 07/06/2012 11:09:33 AM PDT by cornfedcowboy (Trust in God, but empty the clip.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Laz, when the women quit smiling, look out. btw ... this is not directed at you.


15 posted on 07/06/2012 11:09:59 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

Good one! Brings back memories. Dusty memories.


16 posted on 07/06/2012 11:11:33 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Lazamataz

That is twisted!

Whip it, Whip it good, just like yo mamma would!


17 posted on 07/06/2012 11:11:50 AM PDT by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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To: thackney
They used to be so young
18 posted on 07/06/2012 11:20:22 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, you are up on my wall ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=n6IyQfdy5m8 .. honest do not want your town.
19 posted on 07/06/2012 11:20:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Strategerist
The problem is “Whip It” doesn’t work as well as “Drop a Mk 54 Torpedo.”

Just use a rename.

Procedure Whip_It Renames Drop_MK_54_Torpedo;

20 posted on 07/06/2012 11:22:51 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Salamander; Lazamataz; humblegunner; Eaker

But if we whip it

Are we not men?

And when we whip it

Are we not pins?

And if we whip it good

Will Justin’s Bieber not get sore?


21 posted on 07/06/2012 11:36:38 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lazamataz

OKAY.. ignore me ... What Are We Going To Do? .. and some more fun ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ywt00S4t-E&feature=endscreen&NR=1


22 posted on 07/06/2012 11:37:29 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

I can’t get no satisfaction

I can’t get me no satisfaction

And I try, and I try, and I try t-t-try, try

I can’t get no,

I can’t get me no

When I’m riding in my car

And a man comes on the radio

He’s tellin’ me more and more

About some useless information

Supposed to fire my imagination

I can’t get no, no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey,

that’s what I say

I can’t get no satisfaction

I can’t get me no girly action

And I try and I try and I try t-t-try, try

I can’t get no,

I can’t get me no

When I’m watchin’ my TV

And a man comes on to tell me How white my shirts could be

But he can’t be a man ‘cause he does not smoke The same cigarettes as me

I can’t get no,

no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey

that’s what I say

And when I’m flying around the world

And I’m doin’ this and I’m tryin’ do that

And I’m trying to make some girl,

tells me Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Better come back later next week Can’t you see I’m on a losing streak

I can’t get no, no, no, no Hey, hey, hey that’s what I say I can’t get no satisfaction I can’t get me no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction I can’t get me no satisfaction No, no, no I can’t get no satisfaction No, no, no I can’t get me no satisfaction
No, no, no, no, no, no, no satisfaction No, no, no, no, no, no, no satisfaction No, no, no, no, no, no, no satisfaction No, no, no I can’t get me no satisfaction Well, I can’t get me no satisfaction


23 posted on 07/06/2012 11:43:28 AM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Mr. K; Lazamataz
The Shaggs say . . .

The Shaggs? That's just cruel.

The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World.

Shudder.

24 posted on 07/06/2012 11:52:58 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Mr. K
Curiously, the Shaggs actually sound MUCH better backwards!!!
25 posted on 07/06/2012 12:04:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I don’t get it.


26 posted on 07/06/2012 12:07:15 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I still don’t get it.


27 posted on 07/06/2012 12:07:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: no-to-illegals

This I get.


28 posted on 07/06/2012 12:08:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: All
Have a good time everyone A Family Reunion ... Laz is not invited OKAY Laz will send an invitation, if you want one ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC9SrRu0z0E&feature=related
29 posted on 07/06/2012 12:14:41 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals
You won't get this unless you know the tune Soulja Boy
30 posted on 07/06/2012 12:20:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL——heading out the door to Walmart, so I need a laugh. Thanks!

Geez, I miss the 80s.


31 posted on 07/06/2012 12:20:36 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: Lazamataz
Good one Laz. I'll have to check out what wikipedia has to say about Devo tonight. One thing Wiki is good for, is pop music trivia.

Still a satisfied customer.

32 posted on 07/06/2012 12:21:47 PM PDT by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: Lazamataz

Its all about the whipping... it was good.


33 posted on 07/06/2012 12:23:14 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: Lazamataz

“The society for literary advancement and gestation, (SLAG), announced their decision late last night to disqualify eight year old Gerald (little Milton) Bostock following the hundreds of protests and threats received after the reading of his epic poem “Thick as a Brick” on the BBC Television last Monday night.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9bk2MrMGaA

“Thick As A Brick (Part 1)”

Really don’t mind if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper your deafness a SHOUT.
I may make you feel but I can’t make you think.
Your sperm’s in the gutter your love’s in the sink.
So you ride yourselves over the fields and
you make all your animal deals and
your wise men don’t know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away
in the tidal destruction the moral melee.
The elastic retreat rings the close of play
as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way.
But your new shoes are worn at the heels
and your suntan does rapidly peel
and your wise men don’t know how it feels
to be thick as a brick.

And the love that I feel is so far away:
I’m a bad dream that I just had today
and you shake your head and say it’s a shame.


34 posted on 07/06/2012 12:23:46 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Lazamataz
Another Family Reunion ... You are welcome here ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=E7L9Wc-HEhY.. and anywhere you want to go. All in fun FRiend. I think I heard I'D Hit It! Me loves Family Reunions!
35 posted on 07/06/2012 12:24:14 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: zeugma
Still a satisfied customer.

The first time I saw Devo.

36 posted on 07/06/2012 12:32:22 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: Lazamataz
You will have to decide for yourself ... Introducing Jennifer ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJXOkYe8qMs&feature=related .. me want more.... awaiting the ping Laz.
37 posted on 07/06/2012 12:33:54 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: shibumi

Are we not men? We are Devo. Are we not men? D-E-V-O.


38 posted on 07/06/2012 12:41:08 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: jmacusa; Lazamataz; BufordP

I think it got the dog ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-e2x93b_6I&feature=related


39 posted on 07/06/2012 12:48:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: thackney; Lazamataz
My only DEVO reference, and I had to dig way back to find it.

Remember when ??

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40 posted on 07/06/2012 12:50:10 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Strategerist
The problem is “Whip It” doesn’t work as well as “Drop a Mk 54 Torpedo.”

Let's see if I can rewrite the song for your specs:

grab that Mk 54 Torpedo
don't let the sub slip 
step on a crack 
break your momma's back 
when a problem comes along 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
before the cream sits out too long 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
when something's going wrong 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo

now hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
Until it's sunk
Sink it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 

when a good time turns around 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
you will never live it down 
unless you hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
no one gets away 
until they hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
i say hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 
i say hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 

grab that Mk 54 Torpedo
don't let the sub slip 
step on a crack 
break your momma's back 
when a problem comes along 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
before the cream sits out too long 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
when something's going wrong 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo

now hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
Until it's sunk
Sink it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 
into shape 
shape it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 


41 posted on 07/06/2012 12:54:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, that was scary ... saw that word forward, FRiend.
42 posted on 07/06/2012 1:01:22 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz
go forward

Know you did not mean it. thus reference the G.R.I.T.S.

43 posted on 07/06/2012 1:03:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


44 posted on 07/06/2012 1:06:02 PM PDT by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Lazamataz

I would have thought “Uncontrollable Urge” would have been the more apt Laz song from Devo, but then again, If a problem comes along, Laz will hit it...Hit it good! ;)


45 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:31 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz
LOL! Funny and disturbing this time, Laz. Great job!
46 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:39 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
Awesome! I'm going to see these guys In the St. Augustine Amphitheater in September.
47 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:59 PM PDT by yuleeyahoo (Liberty is not collective, it is personal. All liberty is individual liberty. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Lazamataz

The roof, the roof,

The roof is on fire,

We don’t need no water

let the ...............BURN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XsZwtmYik&feature=related


48 posted on 07/06/2012 1:17:13 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Zeneta; Lazamataz
Sometimes the roof is the roof ... For you Laz .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIW-uImYV4
49 posted on 07/06/2012 1:23:04 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Zeneta

Dear Chasey Lain, please let me explain.... ;)


50 posted on 07/06/2012 1:29:17 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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