MY OPUS

July 12 2012 | By America

[Lazamataz]

Hi. I'm America. I've decided enough is enough. This is my opus.

You know, I've been on this continent for about 236 years. I've had some really great moderators (George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson) and some really awful ones (Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson).

But I just cannot take the administration that is currently in power. This Obama, or as I like to call him, OTrauma.... he's killing me. He's killing me and he's doing it on purpose. At this rate, if he is given another term, I'm dead!

Not that the opposition is much better. I saw a bumper sticker recently, it was a campaign-style political one. It said "Mitt Romney. Meh." Mitt will forstall my death by a few years, but he's sure no cure.

And no matter who is elected, it seems like I'm seeing more drones, more TSA crotch groping, more monitoring and surveillance of my people. I'm seeing my people's rights diminished daily -- why, just the other day, I saw the Supreme Court rule it was permissable to force people to buy a product or service. WTF? This is NOT who I am!!!! Taxes look to skyrocket and the left is still coming after my people's guns. I am seeing things go more socialist and communist every day.

So I guess I am outta here. I am no longer going to sit around on this continent. Not sure where I am going yet, but I guarentee you, the spark of my freedom will take hold somewhere. Y'all can keep your USSA.

So, this is America, signing off.

[johniegrad]

+6

[thefactor]

America might be gone, but we all know Laz ain’t goin nowhere.

[Lazamataz]

Kinda a fun piece. Not Freeper Editorial quality, but fun.

[cripplecreek]

You people annoy me.

[colorcountry]

Galt’s Gulch?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Leave it to Laz to take the p!$$ out of the recent rash of opuses (opi?).

[Lazamataz]

;)

[ssaftler]

Sounds like Laz is having a John Galt moment. Good on him.

[rockrr]

Nice

[Lazamataz]

This was America talking. I just relayed the message. Her arms are too long to work a keyboard.

[Eagle of Liberty]

BTTT

[raybbr]

This makes me mad/sad. I feel we are up against the wall and only a handful are willing to fight for what was the greatest nation on earth.

Too many ignorant/lazy/selfish/entitled to fight off.

I weep over my children's future.

[MarineBrat]

Hang in there Laz! :)

[mountainlion]

Take your Valium and go watch the cartoons.

I haven't given up. When you look at the dark side all the time your mind suffers. Look for the silver lining in that raincloud. Things will change for the better. Look foreword to the administration falling apart. Look at all the new inventions. Get your head out of the dirt and look up.

[kimmie7]

+100

[humblegunner]

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/brilliant.wav

[Cyber Liberty]

T4TP!!!

[Axenolith]

Damn dude, you had me scared for a minute that you were opusing... Whew...

[Red Badger]

[KrisKrinkle]

“Hi. I’m America.”

Poser.

Which America are you? North, Central or South?

Been around 236 years? The Americas have been on the maps for over 400 years.

[dragonblustar]

John Roberts pisses me off too!

[bmwcyle]

I am leaving all opuses or opera which ever you like as plural.

[Rightly Biased]

Will the last conservative out please turn off the lights and take the incandescent light bulb..

thanks

[Eagle of Liberty]

This was America talking. I just relayed the message. Her arms are too long to work a keyboard.

Plus, she is working overtime on keeping us afloat while Hurricane Barack is ramping up.

[commish]

*standing ovation*

[RMDupree]

We need to start another Escape to FReeper Island thread.

Or start our own country (again).

Heh. It didn't go very far the first time. :-/

[Alamo-Girl]

Buuuump!

[M Kehoe]

Hey Santa. I want a black BMW 328i for Christmas. It' now July, you shouldn't have any trouble with that, would you?

And yes, I've been good, just ask my wife.

5.56mm

[andyk]

It said "Mitt Romney. Meh."

Oh, dear.

[freedomlover]

IBTZ

[M Kehoe]

Oh, and I need some new contacts too.

5.56mm

[commonguymd]

Ain’t nuttin wrong with dat. Just sayin.

[Vendome]

[brytlea]

Drat, I can’t find the like button!

[cripplecreek]

[Hegewisch Dupa]

We’ll miss you America - but can you verify the rumor that you’re leaving to focus your efforts to hit Sweden?

[trisham]

Grade: B+   Well done, but I think you can do better.

[FreedomOfExpression]

Saw the title, then saw who posted it and said WHAT?
Then my thought process kicked in. I hoped it would be an FR Original Content™ thread, instead of your opus.
Keep up the good work, Laz.

[kevkrom]

What a drama queen.

Only rates a 2/10, I’m afraid. Counting against it: proper use of grammar and spelling, as well as no questioning of financial motives.

That makes it an OPUS FAIL, sorry.

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[Lancey Howard]

That’s pretty good !

[Tex-Con-Man]

A badonkadonk bike rack.

[Doomonyou]

Otrama?

[Lancey Howard]

BTW, your version is a lot more light than the one I’ve offered several times:

America is dead and gone. The final nail in the coffin was the 2008 election of an African communist as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. There’s no point hanging onto the past.

America had a great run. Remember it fondly for what it was.

The United States of America is now little more than a big land mass populated by cretins and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors and “redistribute” it to them in exchange for their votes. It is not an America worth defending anymore. That America no longer exists.

The parasites outnumber the hosts now, and there’s no going back. The Democrats have won. Throw some cold water in your face and figure out how to grab every government dime you possibly can before the parasites gobble it all up. Every man for himself. Good luck, everybody.

[GenXteacher]

Quite an opus.

[MEG33]

LIKE

I want my country back!
Where’s sweet land of liberty?

[al_c]

But the nagging question remains .... would Laz hit this opus?

[Vendome]