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MY OPUS
July 12 2012 | By America

Posted on 07/12/2012 7:40:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Hi. I'm America. I've decided enough is enough. This is my opus.

You know, I've been on this continent for about 236 years. I've had some really great moderators (George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson) and some really awful ones (Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson).

But I just cannot take the administration that is currently in power. This Obama, or as I like to call him, OTrauma.... he's killing me. He's killing me and he's doing it on purpose. At this rate, if he is given another term, I'm dead!

Not that the opposition is much better. I saw a bumper sticker recently, it was a campaign-style political one. It said "Mitt Romney. Meh." Mitt will forstall my death by a few years, but he's sure no cure.

And no matter who is elected, it seems like I'm seeing more drones, more TSA crotch groping, more monitoring and surveillance of my people. I'm seeing my people's rights diminished daily -- why, just the other day, I saw the Supreme Court rule it was permissable to force people to buy a product or service. WTF? This is NOT who I am!!!! Taxes look to skyrocket and the left is still coming after my people's guns. I am seeing things go more socialist and communist every day.

So I guess I am outta here. I am no longer going to sit around on this continent. Not sure where I am going yet, but I guarentee you, the spark of my freedom will take hold somewhere. Y'all can keep your USSA.

So, this is America, signing off.


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1 posted on 07/12/2012 7:40:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

+6


2 posted on 07/12/2012 7:41:52 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: Lazamataz

America might be gone, but we all know Laz ain’t goin nowhere.


3 posted on 07/12/2012 7:41:52 AM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..

Kinda a fun piece. Not Freeper Editorial quality, but fun.


4 posted on 07/12/2012 7:43:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm watching 'The Walking Dead' and rootin' for the zombies.)
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To: Lazamataz

You people annoy me.


5 posted on 07/12/2012 7:44:01 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Lazamataz

Galt’s Gulch?


6 posted on 07/12/2012 7:44:13 AM PDT by colorcountry (The gospel will transform our politics, not vice versa (Romans 12:1,2))
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To: Lazamataz

Leave it to Laz to take the p!$$ out of the recent rash of opuses (opi?).


7 posted on 07/12/2012 7:44:21 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on...)
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To: cripplecreek

;)


8 posted on 07/12/2012 7:44:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm watching 'The Walking Dead' and rootin' for the zombies.)
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To: Lazamataz
Sounds like Laz is having a John Galt moment. Good on him.
9 posted on 07/12/2012 7:44:52 AM PDT by ssaftler (Obama 2008: "Hope and Change" Obama 2012: "Excuses and Blame")
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To: Lazamataz

Nice


10 posted on 07/12/2012 7:45:22 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: ssaftler

This was America talking. I just relayed the message. Her arms are too long to work a keyboard.


11 posted on 07/12/2012 7:46:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm watching 'The Walking Dead' and rootin' for the zombies.)
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To: Lazamataz

BTTT


12 posted on 07/12/2012 7:46:27 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Lazamataz
This makes me mad/sad. I feel we are up against the wall and only a handful are willing to fight for what was the greatest nation on earth.

Too many ignorant/lazy/selfish/entitled to fight off.

I weep over my children's future.

13 posted on 07/12/2012 7:47:00 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hang in there Laz! :)

14 posted on 07/12/2012 7:47:03 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lazamataz
Take your Valium and go watch the cartoons.

I haven't given up. When you look at the dark side all the time your mind suffers. Look for the silver lining in that raincloud. Things will change for the better. Look foreword to the administration falling apart. Look at all the new inventions. Get your head out of the dirt and look up.

15 posted on 07/12/2012 7:47:25 AM PDT by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: Lazamataz

+100


16 posted on 07/12/2012 7:48:41 AM PDT by kimmie7 (I do not think BO is the antichrist, but he may very well be 665.)
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To: Lazamataz

17 posted on 07/12/2012 7:50:40 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
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To: johniegrad; Lazamataz

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/brilliant.wav


18 posted on 07/12/2012 7:51:50 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lazamataz

T4TP!!!


19 posted on 07/12/2012 7:53:14 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Lazamataz

Damn dude, you had me scared for a minute that you were opusing... Whew...


20 posted on 07/12/2012 7:55:21 AM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Lazamataz

21 posted on 07/12/2012 7:55:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Lazamataz

“Hi. I’m America.”

Poser.

Which America are you? North, Central or South?

Been around 236 years? The Americas have been on the maps for over 400 years.


22 posted on 07/12/2012 7:57:33 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Lazamataz

John Roberts pisses me off too!


23 posted on 07/12/2012 7:57:51 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lazamataz

I am leaving all opuses or opera which ever you like as plural.


24 posted on 07/12/2012 7:59:10 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: Lazamataz

Will the last conservative out please turn off the lights and take the incandescent light bulb..

thanks


25 posted on 07/12/2012 7:59:15 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: Lazamataz
This was America talking. I just relayed the message. Her arms are too long to work a keyboard.

Plus, she is working overtime on keeping us afloat while Hurricane Barack is ramping up.
26 posted on 07/12/2012 7:59:15 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Lazamataz

*standing ovation*


27 posted on 07/12/2012 8:00:02 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: Lazamataz
We need to start another Escape to FReeper Island thread.

Or start our own country (again).

Heh. It didn't go very far the first time. :-/

28 posted on 07/12/2012 8:00:13 AM PDT by RMDupree (I'm not really here.)
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To: Lazamataz

Buuuump!


29 posted on 07/12/2012 8:00:57 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: KrisKrinkle
Hey Santa. I want a black BMW 328i for Christmas. It' now July, you shouldn't have any trouble with that, would you?

And yes, I've been good, just ask my wife.

5.56mm

30 posted on 07/12/2012 8:01:20 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Lazamataz
It said "Mitt Romney. Meh."

Oh, dear.
31 posted on 07/12/2012 8:01:31 AM PDT by andyk (Go Juan Pablo!)
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To: Lazamataz

IBTZ


32 posted on 07/12/2012 8:02:09 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: KrisKrinkle
Oh, and I need some new contacts too.

5.56mm

33 posted on 07/12/2012 8:02:40 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: MarineBrat

Ain’t nuttin wrong with dat. Just sayin.


34 posted on 07/12/2012 8:02:54 AM PDT by commonguymd (Freedom is a myth anymore. We were duped.)
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To: Lazamataz

35 posted on 07/12/2012 8:03:10 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

Drat, I can’t find the like button!


36 posted on 07/12/2012 8:03:23 AM PDT by brytlea (An ounce of chocolate is worth a pound of cure)
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To: andyk
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37 posted on 07/12/2012 8:03:48 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Lazamataz

We’ll miss you America - but can you verify the rumor that you’re leaving to focus your efforts to hit Sweden?


38 posted on 07/12/2012 8:04:01 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Lazamataz
Grade: B+   Well done, but I think you can do better.
39 posted on 07/12/2012 8:05:12 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lazamataz
Saw the title, then saw who posted it and said WHAT?
Then my thought process kicked in. I hoped it would be an FR Original Content™ thread, instead of your opus.
Keep up the good work, Laz.
40 posted on 07/12/2012 8:05:49 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: Lazamataz

What a drama queen.

Only rates a 2/10, I’m afraid. Counting against it: proper use of grammar and spelling, as well as no questioning of financial motives.

That makes it an OPUS FAIL, sorry.


41 posted on 07/12/2012 8:06:24 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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42 posted on 07/12/2012 8:08:55 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lazamataz

That’s pretty good !


43 posted on 07/12/2012 8:12:47 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: MarineBrat

A badonkadonk bike rack.


44 posted on 07/12/2012 8:14:36 AM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Lazamataz
Otrama?

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45 posted on 07/12/2012 8:14:58 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Lazamataz

BTW, your version is a lot more light than the one I’ve offered several times:

America is dead and gone. The final nail in the coffin was the 2008 election of an African communist as President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. There’s no point hanging onto the past.

America had a great run. Remember it fondly for what it was.

The United States of America is now little more than a big land mass populated by cretins and parasites who have absolutely no respect for the military and who vote for big government to confiscate money from their neighbors and “redistribute” it to them in exchange for their votes. It is not an America worth defending anymore. That America no longer exists.

The parasites outnumber the hosts now, and there’s no going back. The Democrats have won. Throw some cold water in your face and figure out how to grab every government dime you possibly can before the parasites gobble it all up. Every man for himself. Good luck, everybody.


46 posted on 07/12/2012 8:16:02 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Lazamataz
Quite an opus.
47 posted on 07/12/2012 8:16:25 AM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Lazamataz

LIKE

I want my country back!
Where’s sweet land of liberty?


48 posted on 07/12/2012 8:16:32 AM PDT by MEG33 (O Lord, Guide Our Nation)
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To: Lazamataz

But the nagging question remains .... would Laz hit this opus?


49 posted on 07/12/2012 8:20:55 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Lazamataz

50 posted on 07/12/2012 8:21:00 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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