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Woman Nabbed With 42-Inch TV Under Her Skirt
The Local ^ | 10 Aug 2012

Posted on 08/12/2012 1:46:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A woman was arrested in Oslo on Thursday after walking out of a shopping centre with a 42-inch flat screen television between her legs.

The woman, who was accompanied by a male companion, wandered out of the Elkjøp shopping centre in the Skøyen area of Oslo with the substantial item under her long flowing skirt.

A witness alarmed the police after spotting the cumbersome couple leaving the shopping centre at around 8pm on Thursday.

The woman was able to carry the widescreen television clasped between her legs and well hidden under her long skirt, to a nearby bus stop. The police however took up the chase and the pair were apprehended as their bus headed out of the city centre.

Oslo police reported that the incident was all in a day's work.

"It is not unusual that thieves put bits and bobs under their skirts of large sweaters," Tor Grøttom at Oslo police said.


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boosting; norway; shoplifting; stupidcrime; television; thingsinpants
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1 posted on 08/12/2012 1:47:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

No way.


2 posted on 08/12/2012 1:50:44 PM PDT by Lady Lucky ( 'Better than the worst' is not the same as 'good.')
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To: nickcarraway

Widescreen girl.

It harkens back to the Octomom thread from a couple of hours ago.


3 posted on 08/12/2012 1:51:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ping


4 posted on 08/12/2012 1:52:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Should have listened to Johnny Cash and taken it out one piece at a time.


5 posted on 08/12/2012 1:52:17 PM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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To: nickcarraway

Years go some woman tried to walk out of a grocery store with large frozen turkey between her legs. She got caught when a store clerk caught up with her, made conversation, and walked her back and forth in front of the store till the turkey dropped.


6 posted on 08/12/2012 1:54:22 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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To: nickcarraway

Ah hum?
I just bought a 42 in screened TV, the box is big and really awkward.
Was she really tall and carried it vertically?
Was she fat and waddled anyway?
The fact she got the TV to the bus (an unusual get away vehicle) is amazing and clever.
I’d almost be willing to give her a TV.


7 posted on 08/12/2012 1:55:08 PM PDT by roylene (Salvation the great Gift of Grace.)
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To: nickcarraway
3 - 2 - 1 ....

Counting down for the Moochelle wide load pics.

8 posted on 08/12/2012 1:56:20 PM PDT by shove_it (purge pandering progressive parasites)
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To: nickcarraway
"If we could find my car keys, we could drive out of here."

Punchline to old joke.

9 posted on 08/12/2012 1:57:42 PM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: nickcarraway

Laughin’ and a-runnin’, hey hey
Skippin’ and a-jumpin’
In the misty mornin’ fog
With our, our hearts a-thumpin’

And you, my wide screen girl
You my wide screen girl


10 posted on 08/12/2012 1:58:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: nickcarraway

I didn’t know that they grew them that large in Norway.
The last time I was there I was amazed at how beautiful and statuesque most Norwegian women were/are. If I stayed there much longer, I might have come home with a new bride. Maybe things are changing there.


11 posted on 08/12/2012 2:01:09 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: nickcarraway

We need pictures —


12 posted on 08/12/2012 2:01:28 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: cripplecreek

No, the get away vehicle was a bus, not a Van, Morrison...


13 posted on 08/12/2012 2:02:46 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1301 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Did the store really want that turkey back?


14 posted on 08/12/2012 2:03:13 PM PDT by Starstruck (Only the wealthy and the poor can afford socialism)
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To: null and void

San na na na nana na na san ay o

http://vimeo.com/10738004


15 posted on 08/12/2012 2:04:45 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: nickcarraway

Thread’s just fine without pictures!

k thx


16 posted on 08/12/2012 2:08:54 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Love the cult, respect the leader, but I simply can't drink the koolaid and die.)
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To: Lady Lucky

My words exactly.


17 posted on 08/12/2012 2:11:57 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Nervous Tick

18 posted on 08/12/2012 2:15:42 PM PDT by shove_it (purge pandering progressive parasites)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Humour ping.


19 posted on 08/12/2012 2:19:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: nickcarraway
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out,
What people mean by down and out.
Spent my money, took my car Started telling her friends she gon' be a star.
I don't know, but I been told A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

Zep ~ Black Dog

20 posted on 08/12/2012 2:22:03 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
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