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Obama mailed me a request for a donation
vanity ^ | 09/03/2012 | Guns and Bibles

Posted on 09/03/2012 3:23:20 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles

It came with a POSTAGE PAID RETURN ENVELOPE. I'm open to suggestions for it's best utilization.

I'm thinking a copy of the Bill of Rights with KMA written across it.


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The rest of it was the usual stuff; bad, bad Republicans are obstructing our plans for prosperity. Evil rich people not paying their fair share, etc.

It also include a B&W postcard size photo of Obama looking his most pensive.

1 posted on 09/03/2012 3:23:32 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send it back empty.


2 posted on 09/03/2012 3:25:57 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send him the donation in the for of a Chick-fil-A gift card?? LOL


3 posted on 09/03/2012 3:26:06 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: GunsAndBibles

place a note in the envelope that says “screw you” that he will have to pay the postage.

hope he sends me one, just to delete some of his funds.

Blessings, Bobo


4 posted on 09/03/2012 3:26:24 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send him $.25 worth of Kenyan currency


5 posted on 09/03/2012 3:26:42 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Hopey changey Low emission unicorns and a crap sandwich)
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To: GunsAndBibles
For the prepaid envelope, There is only one choice.

Remind Barry the Butcher when life begins.

7 posted on 09/03/2012 3:27:18 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: GunsAndBibles

Can you find a chair that will fit?


8 posted on 09/03/2012 3:27:18 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: Libloather

Send it back with a carrot slice.


9 posted on 09/03/2012 3:28:32 PM PDT by Average Al (The Democrat party is a free range zoo.)
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To: GunsAndBibles

With these type of requests, I return with a message-

“I really want to donate a lot, but due to high taxes, high unemployment, I just can’t do it. Could you loan me a few hundred dollars?”


10 posted on 09/03/2012 3:28:53 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire.)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Pre-paid ..... whatever you put in it, load it up. Can you find a small Bible that would fit?


11 posted on 09/03/2012 3:30:27 PM PDT by MissMagnolia (Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
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To: GunsAndBibles
Send it back with a niteinside that says ...........

You Didn't Mail This, Someone Else Mailed This For You.

12 posted on 09/03/2012 3:31:07 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Average Al

???


13 posted on 09/03/2012 3:31:12 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: liberalh8ter

Dang keyboard...... S/B “note inside”


14 posted on 09/03/2012 3:32:26 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Hmmm. . . postage paid. Lead wafers or lead foil make nice gifts to folks to whom one objects who send postage paid envelopes.


15 posted on 09/03/2012 3:34:07 PM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: F15Eagle
Send him the 0bama Psalm:

Psalm 109:8

May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

16 posted on 09/03/2012 3:35:01 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: MissMagnolia
I could print this and send it:

Judges 19:22-23

"While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, 'Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.' The owner of the house went outside and said to them, 'No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing.'"

17 posted on 09/03/2012 3:36:53 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: FatherofFive

I like it!


18 posted on 09/03/2012 3:38:41 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: GunsAndBibles
Whatever you send, make it heavy. I used to do this with AARP, but now they send with no postage. Refrigerator magnets work good and are relatively heavy and flexible.
19 posted on 09/03/2012 3:43:37 PM PDT by chuckles
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To: chuckles

Steel washers would suffice!


20 posted on 09/03/2012 3:47:41 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Recall/ Impeachment Day, November 6, 2012. FUBO, same for RINOs)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send it back with a picture of a chair inside saying “Empty chair, empty President”


21 posted on 09/03/2012 3:48:06 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: GunsAndBibles
POSTAGE PAID RETURN ENVELOPE ... It also include a B&W postcard size photo of Obama
Write FUBO across the photo with a Sharpie; put it in the envelope; rubber band the envelope to a brick - then drop it in the nearest mailbox.
22 posted on 09/03/2012 3:50:52 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send him a check for $16 Trillion to pay off the national debt. In the three days it takes for the check to clear, he might be able to convince himself he’s doing a good job....only to be let down.


23 posted on 09/03/2012 3:52:49 PM PDT by RFEngineer
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To: RFEngineer

LOL!


24 posted on 09/03/2012 3:55:57 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: RFEngineer

That would be worth the $22 overdraft fee!


25 posted on 09/03/2012 3:56:54 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: GunsAndBibles; All

Just mail it back empty......with no return address of course.


26 posted on 09/03/2012 3:57:20 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (65 days)
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To: GunsAndBibles

I sent some dirt,dust bunnies,the cat’s nails,some shredded carpet that the cat clawed up(that’s how I got the nails).
It does feel good that I donated.


27 posted on 09/03/2012 3:59:12 PM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
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To: BIGLOOK

My son used to put dirty cat litter in envelopes and mail them back, when they were requests for donations! Just make sure they can’t trace it back to you, toxic and all LOL


28 posted on 09/03/2012 3:59:19 PM PDT by buffyt (Ted Cruz, Allen West, Rand Paul, Tim Scott, Herman Cain -- for President -- 2016)
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To: peteyd

I love it!


29 posted on 09/03/2012 4:00:00 PM PDT by buffyt (Ted Cruz, Allen West, Rand Paul, Tim Scott, Herman Cain -- for President -- 2016)
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To: GunsAndBibles
Send him a few of these...
30 posted on 09/03/2012 4:00:09 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC)...before there is no America!)
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To: buffyt

I never thought of cats as political creatures before.


31 posted on 09/03/2012 4:03:14 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Find as many furniture ads featuring empty chairs as you can, fill the envelope up and send it back.


32 posted on 09/03/2012 4:03:49 PM PDT by SledgeCS (I will vote for Obama when he admits that his idea of a transparency means "You cannot see it")
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To: SledgeCS

Excellent idea!


33 posted on 09/03/2012 4:07:21 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Ive got a few from Willard...

I just throw his begging letters in the trash where they belong...


34 posted on 09/03/2012 4:14:43 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: GunsAndBibles

let him know you planted a tree in Israel in his name.


35 posted on 09/03/2012 4:19:55 PM PDT by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Get a furniture catalog, and cut out all the empty chairs in it, and mail that back with a note saying you will make sure as many people there are chairs, that you know, you will make sure they vote against him.


36 posted on 09/03/2012 4:25:57 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send it back with a graph of how deficits go up faster when Democrats control congress.


37 posted on 09/03/2012 4:29:38 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ((((( )))))
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To: GunsAndBibles
Send it back with a penny in it so they have to pay postage. I do the same with AARP.
38 posted on 09/03/2012 4:30:04 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: GunsAndBibles
Semd Obamugabe one of these:


39 posted on 09/03/2012 4:31:59 PM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: Nuc 1.1

Not bad. I think LOTS of pennies would be better.


40 posted on 09/03/2012 4:34:19 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Donate a few hundred pounds of scrap pig iron.


41 posted on 09/03/2012 4:35:05 PM PDT by oblomov
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To: GunsAndBibles

Send it back w/o a donation of course, but include a donation request for another person, but continue to use your own address. The are probably stupid enough to keep sending you more mail and wasting more postage.


42 posted on 09/03/2012 4:38:40 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot)
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To: Nuc 1.1

Absent Leadership. Empty Heads. Vacant Values.

43 posted on 09/03/2012 4:40:03 PM PDT by JoanVarga (Primordial Slack)
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To: grumpygresh

I like the way you think.


44 posted on 09/03/2012 4:42:35 PM PDT by GunsAndBibles (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: Nuc 1.1
Send him this!


45 posted on 09/03/2012 4:43:11 PM PDT by Johnny_cash
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To: GunsAndBibles

I suggest a box of elephant dung with the envelope attached to the box and no return address.


46 posted on 09/03/2012 4:44:13 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Let the cat leave a deposit in it.


47 posted on 09/03/2012 4:51:49 PM PDT by bgill
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To: GunsAndBibles

Wrap up a brick, include instructions for Hussein to stick it where the sun don’t shine, put the postage paid envelope on top so 0bammy and his commie buddies pay the hefty postage.


48 posted on 09/03/2012 5:26:12 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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To: GunsAndBibles

Two suggestions:

1. Include a picture of an empty chair.

2. Whatever else you do, make it hefty. The campaign has to pay for weight overage.


49 posted on 09/03/2012 5:44:23 PM PDT by upchuck ("Definition of 'racist:' someone that is winning an argument with a liberal." ~ Peter Brimelow)
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To: GunsAndBibles

There are so many good ideas in this thread, I think you should mail all of them!


50 posted on 09/03/2012 5:49:15 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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