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Posted on 09/07/2012 6:43:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen
WANT


41 posted on 09/07/2012 10:40:34 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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42 posted on 09/07/2012 10:46:55 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Old Sarge

made me think of this.......

http://wtkr.com/2012/09/06/newport-news-police-handgun-found-in-baby-stroller-with-child-inside/


43 posted on 09/07/2012 11:05:56 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: fredhead
Worst headline ever. Until I got to the article I was struggling to figure out how they ever got a child in a handgun.

Rifle, maybe, but not a handgun.

44 posted on 09/07/2012 11:19:25 AM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: fredhead

How do you fit a child inside a handgun?


45 posted on 09/07/2012 11:19:56 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: ArGee

East end of Newport News.......the area of Hampton Roads that I avoid like the plague.

When my company wanted to send me to work in Baghdad back in 2004 I told them, “I don’t go to the east end of Newport News, why would I want to go to Baghdad?”


46 posted on 09/07/2012 11:37:11 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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To: ShadowAce

Cute girls.

Maybe I’ll move to wherever that was filmed.


47 posted on 09/07/2012 11:42:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge
Feminists don these buttons


Because nothing says “respect women” like wearing a giant slut button.
48 posted on 09/07/2012 12:19:44 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Responsibility2nd

how many wives does this guy have?


49 posted on 09/07/2012 12:29:24 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: Ingtar

Handgun with child? A pregnant handgun?


50 posted on 09/07/2012 1:44:29 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: sockhead; Lucky9teen
Bill Clinton was driving along a winding country road when a cat ran out in front of him and he ran over it. Being the good citizen he is (/s), he decided to stop and notify the cat's owner of the accident. Nearby, he approaches a driveway, so he turns in to a nearby farmhouse. A lady answers the door and he apologetically tells her about the cat. The lady says "oh, what did he look like?" Bill says:

"Sort of like this"

The lady says, "no, no, I meant before!"
Bill says:

"Oh, sort of like this."

51 posted on 09/07/2012 3:08:06 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: MissTed; All
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52 posted on 09/07/2012 4:37:48 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Top 53!


53 posted on 09/07/2012 4:40:27 PM PDT by Thom Pain (U.S. Constitution is a CONTRACT!)
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To: JoeProBono

Is it just me, but does this picture remind anyone else of a certain scene from the movie Police Academy? ;-)


54 posted on 09/07/2012 4:59:20 PM PDT by The Chief
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To: ShadowAce
I also bought one of those defibrillator fence chargers.
I get it all hooked up and waited and waited for one of the cows to test it but no luck.

So I figured that the only way to be sure it worked was test it myself. I got off of it quickly but it just about knocked me off of my feet.

Some months later, my wife and I are standing at the fence and I reminded her several times it was hot. She finally leans up and touches the hot wire and the metal t-post, how shall we say, about mid chest level. I clearly heard the crackle.

Perhaps I should not have laughed. In fact I should not have but some things are just funny, I don't care who you are.

55 posted on 09/07/2012 5:05:05 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ShadowAce

That was awesome.


56 posted on 09/07/2012 5:27:23 PM PDT by Egon (Romney/Ryan. Because Jimmy Carter doesn't need a third term.)
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To: JRios1968

"I don't suck on lemons!"

57 posted on 09/07/2012 6:20:17 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Monkey Face

Top Eleven Seventy......just damn.


58 posted on 09/07/2012 6:27:46 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (0bamao sucks....Romney sucks a little bit less - but that's about it.)
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To: unique1
I got bird flu once. The worst of it was the uncontrollable desire to poop on windshields
59 posted on 09/07/2012 7:21:12 PM PDT by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Why don’t they float their 2 yr olds and leave the cats alone....stupid morons.


60 posted on 09/08/2012 11:08:06 AM PDT by Fawn (DEAR JESUS....PLEASE LET OBAMA LOSE.....AMEN.)
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