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Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
Los Angeles Times ^
| 9/8/2012
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Posted on 09/09/2012 8:07:55 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
A Javan macaque monkey being kept as a pet and living on a diet that included Frosted Flakes and juice has been quarantined after it bit a Paso Robles woman multiple times on the hand and arm.
The monkey, which authorities said was being kept illegally as a pet, attacked the woman Aug. 29, inflicting several severe bites to her arm and fingers.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: breakfastcereal; monkey
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To: GOP_Party_Animal
There’s been times when I’ve lived on Frosted Flakes and juice. I’ve never bit anyone though..as far as I can remember.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:11:24 AM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: GOP_Party_Animal
From the Kellog’s website: “Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes® cereal gives you flakes for fuel and frosting for fun”. LOL
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:11:55 AM PDT
by
Starboard
To: GOP_Party_Animal
“illegal”
I think they meant to say “undocumented”. And for “monkey”, “otherwise specied” would have been more sensitive.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:12:18 AM PDT
by
SMGFan
(SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
I am surprised that the LAT spell-checker didn’t automatically replace “illegal monkey” with “undocumented simian”.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:13:18 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:13:27 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Just another “monkey bites man story” ho hum.
Still, we need to build the border fence to keep the illegal ones out.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:15:13 AM PDT
by
Happy Rain
("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
And now we know why “Silly monkey, Trix is for kids” was never branded.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I am surprised that the LAT spell-checker didn’t automatically replace “illegal monkey” with “undocumented simian”.
Is Paso Robles a sanctuary city? LOL
To: rightwingcrazy
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Davey Jones must have let his visa expire before biting the woman.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:17:07 AM PDT
by
Happy Rain
("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
To: rightwingcrazy
You must mean, undocumented individual who happens to not be human.
To: Happy Rain
Just another “monkey bites man story” ho hum.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
To: GOP_Party_Animal
No wonder.....all that crunching noise every time the poor monkey walked around. Living on top of frosted flakes would be noisy. Save the monkey! Save the monkey!
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:18:05 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: blueunicorn6
No, biting humans is a Capital crime so the monkey should be executed:
Shock the monkey! Shock the monkey!
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:19:46 AM PDT
by
Happy Rain
("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
She had it coming to her. Reach for my frosted flakes and you’ll pull back a bloody stump!
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Happy Rain
Great.....now I’ll have that song in my head all day.....may a maqaque monkey mark your mayonnaise.....
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:23:04 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
I'm more shocked that in California, this wasn't reported as an undocumented primordial.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:23:07 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: Starboard
I thought frosted flakes were Frisco skiers who freeze on the slopes of Aspen.
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posted on
09/09/2012 8:23:15 AM PDT
by
Happy Rain
("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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