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Posted on 09/14/2012 5:45:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

From Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention:

OBAMA: The choice you face won't just be between two candidates or two parties. It will be a choice between two different paths for America, a choice between two fundamentally different visions for the future.

CARTER 1980: This election is a stark choice between two men, two parties, two sharply different pictures of what America is and what the world is, but it's more than that. It's a choice between two futures.


OBAMA: You can choose the path where we control more of our own energy. After thirty years of inaction, we raised fuel standards so that by the middle of the next decade, cars and trucks will go twice as far on a gallon of gas. We've doubled our use of renewable energy, and thousands of Americans have jobs today building wind turbines and long-lasting batteries. In the last year alone, we cut oil imports by one million barrels a day - more than any administration in recent history. And today, the United States of America is less dependent on foreign oil than at any time in nearly two decades.

CARTER 1980: The battle to secure America's energy future has been fully and finally joined. Americans have cooperated with dramatic results. We've reversed decades of dangerous and growing dependence on foreign oil. We are now importing 20 percent less oil. That is one-and-a-half million barrels of oil every day less than the day I took office. This is what they propose: to destroy the windfall profits tax and to unleash the oil companies and let them solve the energy problem for us.


OBAMA: Times have changed, and so have I. I'm no longer just a candidate. I'm the president. I know what it means to send young Americans into battle. For I've held in my arms the mothers and fathers of those who didn't return. I've shared the pain of families who lost their homes and the frustration of workers who've lost their jobs. While I'm very proud of what we've achieved together, I'm far more mindful of my own failings, knowing exactly what Lincoln meant when he said, "I have been driven to my knees many times by the overwhelming conviction that I had no place else to go."

CARTER 1980: Let me talk for a moment about what that job is like and what I've learned from it. I've learned that only the most complex and difficult task comes before me in the Oval Office. No easy answers are found there, because no easy questions come there. I've learned that for a president, experience is the best guide to the right decisions. I'm wiser tonight than I was four years ago. And I have learned that the presidency is a place of compassion. My own heart is burdened for the troubled Americans, the poor and the jobless and the afflicted. They've become part of me.


OBAMA: The truth is, it will take more than a few years for us to solve challenges that have built up over decades. It will require common effort and shared responsibility and the kind of bold, persistent experimentation that Franklin Roosevelt pursued during the only crisis worse than this one.

CARTER 1980: [W]e have a memory of Franklin Roosevelt, 40 years ago, when he said that there are times in our history when concerns over our personal lives are overshadowed by our concern over "what will happen to the country we have known." This is such a time, and I can tell you that the choice to be made this year can transform our own personal lives and the life of our country as well.

So what are the valid comparisons between the presidencies of Obama and Carter that allow for even a Democratic Senator to allege it?

Management Style

CARTER: Ineffective. He was seen as a micro-manager who even had to decide who was allowed to play on the White House Tennis Court.

OBAMA: Ineffective. He is the ultimate delegator who likes being president but doesn't like the work. He rather sub-contract presidential leadership to Reid and Pelosi on health care and the vice President on spending and the economy and Secretary Clinton on foreign affairs.

Iranian Hostages 

CARTER: He was paralyzed by the Iranian Hostage Crisis where 52 Americans were held against their will for 444 days from November 4, 1979 to January 20, 1981, (the day Ronald Reagan was sworn in as president). During his presidency he was consumed by the crisis and in the end was powerless to end it. 

OBAMA: He ran on a platform of apology to foreign enemy powers for past American "aggression" and pledged to usher in a new approach toward Iran that would bring better relations between the U.S. and Iran. 

President Obama has failed to bring Iran around and in fact, today, two American hikers have been held hostage for over a year and a half by the Iranian government 

Iran continues to crack down on its people and is accelerating their plans to build nuclear weapons. The country's leadership also continues to arm rebels in Iraq, Syria and other Middle East hot spots and destabilize the region.

Energy Crisis

CARTER: In 1979 America faced an oil crisis in the aftermath of the Iranian Revolution. OPEC reduced production and as a result oil prices shot through the roof and supply was severely curtailed. 

Carter, instead of taking on OPEC and demanding increased production, imposed rationing on gasoline, and home heating oil and placed tariffs on imported oil. America literally ran out of gas and what gas could be purchased was paid for at outrageous prices. 

OBAMA: In the aftermath of his sluggish response to the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico the Obama administration ceased drilling in the Gulf and set in place a moratorium on new offshore drilling. This action was being taken in spite on America's dependency on foreign oil. Gas prices have risen over 120 percent since Obama has taken office.

Economic Crises

CARTER: Because of his failure to lead and his failed economic policies of government spending and indecision, the "misery index" ­- unemployment plus inflation ­- crested at 20 percent, the highest number since WWII. Add double-digit interest rates into the mix and you have "stagflation." Stagflation is defined as a situation in which the inflation rate is high and the growth rate is low. The result was high prices, high unemployment, low confidence, and low growth. 

OBAMA: There is no doubt that Obama like Carter inherited a recession, however, it is equally apparent that both leaders made their situations much worse by their actions and inaction. 

Obama, like Carter, went on a government-spending spree in response to the recession with little to show for it. 

Obama promised that if his $800 billion stimulus were passed the national unemployment rate would not exceed 8 percent. Our country's unemployment rate has not dipped below 8% since Obama has been president and has spiked above 10% well after the stimulus was passed. 

Instead of dealing with high unemployment, soaring energy prices, a record number home foreclosures, bankruptcies and record setting debt, Obama turned his attention to health care and started a third war in Libya. 

The president caused the current self-inflicted crisis on the debt ceiling increase this summer by failing to lead well in advance of the deadline. He could have taken the recommendations of his bi-partisan commission as a starting point to lead on spending and deficit reduction over a year ago when their report was delivered to the White House.

Public Opinion

CARTER: At the time of his re-election campaign his approval ratings was below 30% and a majority of Americans felt that America was on the wrong track. 

OBAMA: Today the president's approval rating averages 42% and a majority of Americans believe we are on the wrong track.

The hallmark of the Carter years was the word "malaise." Malaise is defined as "a feeling of uneasiness, indisposition, and distress." All these symptoms existed during Carter's tenure and we can clearly see these same symptoms -- and some additional new ones -- manifesting themselves under Obama's tenure.

President Obama has governed at a time of America high unemployment, low GDP growth, inflation on the rise for consumer goods, falling housing prices, a stalled housing market, home foreclosures and bankruptcies at record levels, high gas prices, 3 wars, and a government that spends too much and takes in too little.

While "malaise" may have defined the Carter years perhaps the word "funk" best describes the the Obama years so far.
 



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KEYWORDS: carter; obama; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 40!!!!


41 posted on 09/14/2012 9:05:30 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Well, the first one was. :)


42 posted on 09/14/2012 9:06:03 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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To: Lucky9teen

NO NURSING HOME FOR ME

No nursing home for me. I’ll be checking into a Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day,
there is a better way when we get old and too feeble.
I’ve already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount,
it’s $59.23 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want,
or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and
washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
$5 worth of tips a day you’ll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There’s a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and
eat at one of the nice restaurants there.
While you’re at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise,
the cash keeps building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes.
Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.
And you’re not stuck in one place forever — you can move from Inn to Inn,
or even from city to city.
Want to see Hawaii ? They have Holiday Inn there too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced?
No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service.
The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they’ll call an ambulance . . .
or the undertaker.
If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip,
and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family.
They will always be glad to find you,
and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.
The grandkids can use the pool.
What more could I ask for?

So, when I reach that golden age, I’ll face it with a grin.


43 posted on 09/14/2012 10:34:16 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism: trickle up poverty.)
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To: Lucky9teen

AIDS WARNING!

To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50
and past, this is especially for you......

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
Most of all MONETARY AID to their kids.

And can’t forget HIV (Hair is Vanishing)


44 posted on 09/14/2012 10:40:33 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism: trickle up poverty.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I've shared the pain of families who lost their homes and the frustration of workers who've lost their jobs.

I cannot wait until he knows personally the frustration of losing his job. Can't happen soon enough.

45 posted on 09/14/2012 10:47:08 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Hoffer Rand

As Ronald Reagan said, “A recession is when your neighbor loses his job, a depression is when you lose your job, and a recovery is when the President loses his”.

Or at least, I seem to think he said that.


46 posted on 09/14/2012 2:15:47 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (G.K. Chesterton, “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It’s been found hard and lef)
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To: Lucky9teen
Yes, I can say that this happens a lot, lately.

47 posted on 09/14/2012 2:37:26 PM PDT by unique1
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To: sockhead

AND, they have a frequent stay rewards program so that will pay for free nights now and again. I think you are on to something, Socky !


48 posted on 09/14/2012 5:24:03 PM PDT by llevrok (By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Lucky, you outdid yourself with your mastery today.....Bravo.


49 posted on 09/14/2012 6:05:26 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (0bamao sucks....Romney sucks a little bit less - but that's about it.)
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To: Heartlander

That was the best ten minutes I’ve spent since my first teenage organism.......


50 posted on 09/14/2012 6:39:14 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (0bamao sucks....Romney sucks a little bit less - but that's about it.)
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To: ErnBatavia

"That's dethspiccable!"

51 posted on 09/16/2012 6:52:03 AM PDT by Colonial Warrior (Help us OB/GYN! You are our only hope!)
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