Prosecutors contend wife tried to saw off husband's head while he was sleeping

Q13Fox TV ^ | September 18, 2012

[Stoat]

An Everett woman who was arrested in October 2011 after allegedly attempting to cut her sleeping husband's neck with an electric saw, appeared in court Monday after being charged with first-degree attempted murder and first-degree assault with a deadly weapon.

[lurk]

Which is why I have never given instruction to my wife on the use of power tools.

[Elendur]

Waiting for Leftists to demand a mandatory waiting period prior to the sale of any power tools, hatchets or mallets.... 3....2....1....
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now THAT is funny !!!

[pepperdog]

Wow! Obviously one of those women who gets mad when you interrupt her in the middle on something.

[Salamander]

I have quite a collection of swords.

No noise.

:)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

She had the wrong saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EVPfeApiTw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[RavenLooneyToon]

Maybe she was just trying to get some head.

[muir_redwoods]

It’s going to take quite a bit of serious counseling to save this marriage.

[fredhead]

Lorena Bobbett with a power tool........

OR

May she is mooslime and he insulted the prophet (poop be upon him)

[Cyman]

Oh yes, the gentler,kinder sex.

[Abathar]

Menopause, he should have left more M&M’s laying around for her is all.

(I have a plan when my wife starts, my FIL filled me in to what their side of the family is like. I’ll be sleeping with one eye open for a few years soon.)

[taketheredpill]

Just saw her pic. She should saw her own head off.

[taketheredpill]

Just saw her pic. She should saw her own head off.

[martin_fierro]

He loved her, but she couldn't reciprocate.

[Slings and Arrows]

That pun just killed a kitten. And made the Baby Jesus cry.

[Revolting cat!]

What was she going to do with the head? What’s the going price among the headhunters?

[Clay Moore]

...so she saws me leg off and nails me head to the floor...

[djf]

They sell metal blades for those, wood blades...

bone blades? I’m not sure...

[tacticalogic]

tried to saw off husband's head while he was sleeping

Seriously, has this ever worked?

[mikrofon]

It’s a good thing he didn’t sleep like a log.

Maybe she should have used a crown saw...

[ApplegateRanch]

I have a large number of aluminum roasting pans in the house, in the garage, and on the porch; they’ll get used to hold pots of seedling next spring.

The ‘several bottle of bleach’, along with the bottles of “pool (muriatic) acid” and “sewer (sulfuric) acid”, all have other uses.

Ditto for the cans of Red Devil lye, toluene, acetone, denatured alcohol, and bottles of grossly outdated wine.

Sheesh; everything is “suspicious” these days.