Coincidence?
Only if you look like this:
Posted on 09/28/2012 10:53:11 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A polar bear attacked a woman who, after drinking too much alcohol, decided to feed the "clumsy" bear with chicken legs. The incident took place in the Chaunsky district of Chukotka, Russia's Far East. A policeman, who heard cries for help, saved the compassionate lady from the claws of the bear.
The incident occurred in the village Yanranay. Sergei Terekhov, an assistant to police precinct, heard the screams. The man grabbed a gun and ran out into the street. He saw a polar bear dragging the victim to the side of the tundra, writes FederalPress.
The police officer wounded the animal with his first shot. Having taken the moment, the woman crawled a few meters away from the predator. This made it possible to make another shot, which killed the bear. The woman was immediately sent to hospital. Doctors said that her life was out of danger: several bite wounds had been treated and stitched.
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I hope the bleu cheese was thrown in as well. Can't have wings without bleu cheese.
Hubba, hubba!
Did they have to insult the woman’s legs?
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Man shoots elephant in his pajamas
Let’s eat Grandpa.
Thank you, dfwgator. You always give me a good chuckle.
When are people going to learn that you don’t mess with bears! They are not friendly cuddly cute furry creatures!
The “Rusky” woman is certainly a candidate for the Darwin Award.
Q: Why did the bear cross the road with chicken legs?
A: To get to the other side of the tundra!
Once again, the ugliness of bear bigotry raises its head. This poor bear was probably pondering the meaning of life when this drunken Russian Amazon attacked it with one of the deadliest weapons known to man....chicken wings. And on top of all this, to add insult to injury, they describe Yogi’s cousin as “clumsy”. Ooooooh....the dancing bears are OK, but let’s blast the bear who trips over the cubs big tennis shoes. Filthy, stinkin’ bear haters.
And this without coffee.........
Worse yet, chicken legs. Pardon me while I attempt to start my brain this morning.
Who did it this time???!!
She bearly escaped. :)
Coincidence?
Only if you look like this:
This story can’t be true. Polar bears went extinct right after Al Gore fell from grace. /sarc
I thought it was b
It’s bad enough she was drunk and attacked by a polar bear. Please don’t ridicule her legs as well.
It’s not nice to comment on people’s physical appearance.
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