Obama had Kerry coaching him who was sitting in the front row of the debate hall and giving sign language to Obama - usually reserved for deaf people. Poor Obama was confused, could not understand Kerry’s fingers.
11. Chooming the night before.
11. Strong headwinds from Reno, NV
LOL. Hey, it worked!!!
LOL!! Excellent
12. American Imperialism.
I read one excuse was that Obama had Jet Lag from flying from D.C, Seriously.
Bush’s fault??
Distracted by Romney’s masculine good looks.
#12. Bam was stoned out of his mind.
Obamaphoned it in.
Hey Kid: Those are good. REALLY GOOD!
19. Was distracted by thinking he would have to screw
Michelle in celebration of their 20th anniversary instead of
screwing America.
Number 1 reaon:
There is no defending for being the architect of failure!
shamelessly stolen to poke some liberal loons with....
Classic symptoms of cocaine abuse.
Valerie Jarret is calling the shots on the putsch. BO does what he is told when he is coherent.
“A coke binge can affect your mood for days afterward. The hangover includes: fatigue, jammed-up or sore nose, headaches, irritability, depression, lethargy and inability to concentrate. Basically, a “zombie state”.”
I think you actually put the real reason in the header ... vanity. He thinks he can’t lose.
Found this list from the Christian discussion forum, thought you’d enjoy. They’ll still making excuses for him.
Top ten reasons barack obama lost the debate
(10). He was unable to find a segue way into the second verse of that Al Green song.
(9). He still hadn’t recovered from that intense grilling on foreign affairs from Whoopi a few days ago.
(8). Chris Matthews begged Obama before the debate to go easy on his leg, that any more thrills might lead to phlebitis.
(7). He made Clint’s empty chair seem articulate by contrast.
(6). His mentor, Jeremiah Wright, was not in the audience for support, and couldn’t even receive one of those patented Obama “shout-outs.”
(5). He finally realized that the only thing he hadn’t yet blamed on Bush is original sin, and he was afraid he was overdoing it.
(4). He was very anxious about the debate going over, making him late for George Clooney’s “Mile High Celeb-Fest.”
(3). He was upset that Jim Lehrer didn’t ask Romney why his garbageman wasn’t so fond of him.
(2). He wasn’t sure if his Obamacare covered verbal butt whippings.
(1). What do you expect from eye candy?