Rage Monkey Asks about Debbie Wasserman Shultz (#10 in a series)

Original Content | Oct 13, 2012 | by Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

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[Donkey Odious]

Little Debbie is a legend in her own mind.

To quote Marx (Groucho)”Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

[Donkey Odious]

Little Debbie is a legend in her own mind.

To quote Marx (Groucho)”Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”

[null and void]

Couldn't find her Visa, will her master card do?

[Fast Moving Angel]

Good post. With rants like these, I think the Rage Monkey should be elected Speaker (or “Rager”?) of the House in the Romney/Ryan administration.

[Lazamataz]

White House Spokesape.

That's what I think.

Rage Monkey should be White House Spokesape.

Whenever any question was asked by the Pravda Press, Rage Monkey would merely shriek, shake the bars of his cage, and throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists.

How perfect would that be?

[GeronL]

bump!

Well thrown poo, rage monkey, well thrown!

[Fast Moving Angel]

Rage Monkey would merely shriek, shake the bars of his cage, and throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists.

White House Spokesape. LOL. You know, that leaves the door wide open for a LOT of great comments (who's that butthead in there now who isn't even up to the same species as the Rage Monkey?). Great idea -- the Rage Monkey's responses might be too "deep" for them to understand, though ;-)

[bigheadfred]

VERY GOOD GINGERBREAD

1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. shortening
1 egg
1 c. sorghum (if not available use molasses)
2 1/2 c. sifted flour
1 1/2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. ginger
1/4 tsp. cloves
1/2 tsp. salt
1 c. hot water
1 HK MP5, suppressed, machine gun
16000 rounds ammo
1 Wasserman Shultz baking pan

Cream shortening and sugar. Add beaten egg, sorghum and dry ingredients which have been sifted together. Add hot water last and beat until smooth. The batter is soft, but it makes a fine cake. Bake in greased shallow pan 35 minutes in moderate oven, 325 degrees. Makes 15 effigies of good old fashioned gingerbread Debbies...

[bigheadfred]

throw feces at the assembled Democrat propagandists

I would be proud. Make that Xtra proud, to donate as much feces to the cause as I can. Best of all we'll finally find out the ANSWER to the question 'What can brown do for you?'

[EKTACHROME]

Mr. Mataz,

Please put me on yer list.

Also, in my humble opinion the original Rage Monkey graphic was superior to the newer one.

Go fer it an get it own.

THX

[rawcatslyentist]

Debbie is an escaped Simpsons character from THH VI.

[Conservative4Ever]

In general I have had a crappy day....I am ready to rage about anything and everything.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh....two rage monkeys in one day...I’m likin it.

[Twinkie]

gingerbread - G-I-N-G-E-R-B-R-E=A=D = gingerbread

Someone sent a trick recipe, but I need a plain, serious recipe. I understand about ammo; but baking it would make it explode. I do not care about Washerwoman Shultz; but I need a really good gingerbread recipe. . . dammit!

[The Great RJ]

Orwell's 1984 was prophetic.. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, We have always been at war with Eurasia fit nicely with Wsserman-Schultz's newspeak... Just because statements were wrong doesn't mean they were false. Doubleplusgood doublethink.

[no-to-illegals]

Laz, thank you. I vote with another upboard for Speaker of the House. I want a teleprompter to talk to the provda press. The pravda press continue to worship a teleprompter called zer0. It would only be fittin’ to send out a teleprompter for the pravda press to ask questions. When the pravda press complains then sent out Rage Monkey. A twofer.

[Lazamataz]

I don’t understand.

[Lazamataz]

I have another Rage Monkey coming today. Maybe even two. I have to play a little catch-up.

Oh, and if we win, his cousin, Reggae Monkey, will debut. :)

[bigheadfred]

I think you should just give twinkie the recipe. Stop playing dumb before she rips your heart out with her bare hands and shows you the bloody beating thing as you fade to black. I bet she beats her eggs and whips her cream too...

And hey twinkie. If The Rage Monkey doesn't come through consider this! I GAVE YOU A LEGIT RECIPE WITH A SUGGESTION WITH WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH YOUR FREEPING GINGERBREAD!!!! teehee

[Lazamataz]

I have no idea what either of you are talking about.