Posted on 10/13/2012 4:54:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz
thanks. i see now. it’ll work.
YOU WOULD RISK ARMAGEDDON AND THE VERY EXISTENCE OF ALL MANKIND BY REFUSING TO GIVE THE TWINKIE WHAT IT WANTS?????
THE HUGE MANATEE!
whew! i thought we were goners fer sure...
WHAT are you two ON about???
uh oh...wait a minute...
Something “just” occurred to me. Why would a sponge cake want a recipe for gingerbread?
I was so concentrated by the invasion of Little Debby Wasserman’s that I didn’t realize the real threat. When did Twinkies begin showing up? 60, 70 years ago? Being sponsored by some outfit called Host Us. How could I have been so blind? It is now patently obvious the REAL threat is Twinkies. I’ve seen them lurking everywhere. Grocery stores, convenience stores, kitchen counters, and LUNCH BOXES! It’s an invasion! They probably have a base on the dark side of the moon. And a fleet of Battlecake Refecticas hidden in the asteroid belt. Filled with their dark minions. The hohos. The dingdongs. THE ZINGERS!
Twinkies are the GREATEST ALIEN THREAT! Virtually impossible to resist.
AND I JUST GAVE THEM THE RECIPE FOR OUR VERY BEST GINGERBREAD! I’m a fool. How could I have been so blind? And you KNEW, Laz. And didn’t stop me???? whimper, weep, SOB...
But we aren’t finished yet. There is still time. The evil Twinkies don’t have our secret weapon. They don’t have our Angel Food.
Catherine. Save some plates. We’re going to need them.
Hyphenated Shultz serves as a useful visual and audible aid as the poster child for how utterly stupid and deceitful liberals are. Rage on.
Shhh..hh... Shush!! Us Twinkies are INNOCENT of all malfeasance!! :o)
If you don’t know; there’s no way to explain it, except, we are ON junk food. Smarty Britches!!
Dippy Blathermouth Schmaltz is occupying her spokesmouth position so that she can infuriate people who know the truth and see straight through all her lies, inconsistencies, nonsensical conclusions, and sheer idiocy.
It is nearly impossible for a normal person to watch and listen to her freakishness and utter lack of honesty and decency without vomiting, raging, or going nuts.
I always pick screaming rage, along with Rage Monkey.
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