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Man Caught Frying Bacon in Home He Burglarized Gets 7 Years in Prison
patch ^ | Dan Barger

Posted on 10/14/2012 10:19:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono

Burglary With a Side of Bacon

A man who was caught frying bacon in one of the University City homes he burglarized pleaded guilty and was sentenced to seven years in prison. The man admitted his part in the crimes in St. Louis County Circuit Court and was immediately sentenced to concurrent seven-year terms. Last September a woman reported encountering the man in her home and that he was frying bacon in her kitchen after stealing items there.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: bacon


1 posted on 10/14/2012 10:19:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Hey, a brother gotta eat.


2 posted on 10/14/2012 10:23:40 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: JoeProBono

He would have gotten 12 years, but they took off 5 years for good cooking choices.


3 posted on 10/14/2012 10:24:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (WAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh.....)
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To: JoeProBono

Interviewing for the jailhouse cook position that is currently open? At least it wasn’t halal.


4 posted on 10/14/2012 10:26:23 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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5 posted on 10/14/2012 10:27:02 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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Too bad he didn’t pull that one in Islamabad.


6 posted on 10/14/2012 10:27:06 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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7 posted on 10/14/2012 10:31:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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8 posted on 10/14/2012 10:33:17 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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I hope the bacon was cooked so as to be crisp. Flacid bacon is a real crime!


9 posted on 10/14/2012 10:36:35 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Obama Lied, Stevens died.)
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10 posted on 10/14/2012 10:46:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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11 posted on 10/14/2012 10:50:40 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Don’t nobody touch my bacon!


12 posted on 10/14/2012 10:51:49 AM PDT by bgill
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13 posted on 10/14/2012 10:59:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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14 posted on 10/14/2012 11:03:03 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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No bacon for him while in prison...Unless...

He sits in the muslim section, then he can have all he wants.


15 posted on 10/14/2012 11:03:15 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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16 posted on 10/14/2012 11:06:00 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Moslem home...

They dont like ya makin bacon ...

He only got 7 years ???


17 posted on 10/14/2012 11:20:34 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: JoeProBono

HA! Chasing the magical creature known as bacon! Good luck with your quest.


18 posted on 10/14/2012 11:23:18 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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