Man Living in Cave for Years Says He's Not Bothering Anyone (Naked Cave Man Nails Obama, Romney)

KVIA ^ | Oct 15, 2012 | Gerardo Najera

[nickcarraway]

The fact he has spent the last 3 years living naked in a cave, dumpster diving and selling his blood tells you all you need to know about the economy.

[nascarnation]

If we had a Republican POTUS, this guy would be on every MSM national newscast.

[jakerobins]

The guy doesn’t go on Food Stamps(EBT), have an Obama phone, doesn’t care for Politicians, and probably doesn’t want think the Gov’t should run his life. For some reason this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!

[hinckley buzzard]

Sounds like an ace "Prepper" to me.

[Truth29]

"The guy doesn’t go on Food Stamps(EBT), have an Obama phone, doesn’t care for Politicians, and probably doesn’t want think the Gov’t should run his life. For some reason this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!"

Very good points. The Obamaphone woman will do a lot more damage to the rest of us than he will.

[capydick]

Then, out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave,

I thought he came from the cave?

Nowhere Cave Man?

[mylife]

I just got behind some idiot with an EBT card buying grape drank a candy bar and 2 packs of smokes.
I was waiting for like 5 mins.

[LearsFool]

"They need to...help the community more."

And we do that how? By giving you more donations?

Ah well, at least the donations he lives off of are voluntary rather than extorted. I suppose that makes him a pleasant parasite - for whatever that's worth.

[Verginius Rufus]

Didn’t the Beatles have a song about this guy? Nowhere Man?

[Tijeras_Slim]

The occasional “character” is good for a community.

[annieokie]

Sounds harmless, just naked. I do think someone should offer him some shorts, that can't be a pleasant visit. Otherwise leave him alone.

I think the government will have a bone to pick with him, he don't pay any taxes on that CAVE house, surely the EPA is planning a visit as well.

[nickcarraway]

They gotta get their percentage of his, “blood money.”

[annieokie]

I hope that if he is not harming anyone, his residence needs to be kept quiet.

Heck, if I lived near, I may even leave some left overs available and some clean shorts. Keep a bar of soap out near the garden hose.

I think many men would love to live that lifestyle if they could get away with it, or have the fortitude to do it. Just give them a gun, fishing pole, lantern, matches, they would be in hog heaven.

[SaraJohnson]

He’s a survivalist kook who got tired of waiting for the rapture. He’s got a whole neighborhood in youtube kookville. :)

[Squawk 8888]

Caveman non-ping.

[a fool in paradise]

NAKED CAVEMAN PING

[lurk]

The Left ought to honor this gentleman for being a role model. He has almost a zero carbon footprint.

[Usagi_yo]

Over the summer I got behind a woman using EBT to buy 8-10 large cans of powdered baby formula. She had one baby in arms and a small toddler sitting in the cart.

I heard tongue clicking and deep sighs behind me, but I stuck it out and watched the transaction for the 10 minutes it took. It was profoundly sad watching this.

I’ve never seen a man with a women using EBT, it’s always a woman.

[PGalt]

He seems harmless. The movie was probably worse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u58TKioxsVs

[Lurker]

A while back I watched some woman in front of me in line buy two cases of Corona with a one hundred dollar bill. She paid for 6 limes with her LINK card.

The change from the beer purchase went back in her pocket.

I shouted “You’re welcome!” at her.