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Man Living in Cave for Years Says He's Not Bothering Anyone (Naked Cave Man Nails Obama, Romney)
KVIA ^ | Oct 15, 2012 | Gerardo Najera

Posted on 10/16/2012 3:58:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway

El Pasoans hiking up McKelligon Canyon expect a stunning view of the mountain and city and maybe even a glimpse at a rabbit or other wildlife.

They don’t expect to see a naked man who’s been living in a cave for three years.

A group of friends said their Sunday morning hike was spoiled after they came upon a mysterious cave that had furniture, personal effects, and other signs that someone was living there. Chris Redfearn, one of the hikers, shot cell phone video of the cave and surrounding area.

Then, out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave, chasing the hikers down the mountain, and giving them quite a scare, Redfearn said.

People living at an apartment complex at the foot of the mountain said they’ve known about the cave dweller for a while and that they are afraid of him.

“Normally, he's like wandering around,” one apartment complex inhabitant said. “We never know what time he's going to show.”

They sometimes spot him early in the morning, bathing in their laundry room, or even working out on a jungle gym.

"I don't feel safe,” one neighbor said.

SNIP

He also talked about President Obama and Mitt Romney, calling one the "black Bush" and the other the "white Bush,"The man said he's not hurting anyone, lives off of donations and recycling cans.

"What is my crime? You ask my good neighbors, most of them help me," he said before dismissing those that complain about him as busy bodies. "I'm sin free in every city. I'm baptized and saved. They need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more."

Watch the full interview with the cave dweller here Warning, it does contain some strong language.

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TOPICS: Education; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
The fact he has spent the last 3 years living naked in a cave, dumpster diving and selling his blood tells you all you need to know about the economy.
1 posted on 10/16/2012 3:58:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

If we had a Republican POTUS, this guy would be on every MSM national newscast.


2 posted on 10/16/2012 4:02:48 PM PDT by nascarnation (Defeat Baraq 2012. Deport Baraq 2013)
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To: nickcarraway

The guy doesn’t go on Food Stamps(EBT), have an Obama phone, doesn’t care for Politicians, and probably doesn’t want think the Gov’t should run his life. For some reason this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!


3 posted on 10/16/2012 4:04:10 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: nickcarraway
Sounds like an ace "Prepper" to me.
4 posted on 10/16/2012 4:08:42 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: jakerobins
"The guy doesn’t go on Food Stamps(EBT), have an Obama phone, doesn’t care for Politicians, and probably doesn’t want think the Gov’t should run his life. For some reason this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!"

Very good points. The Obamaphone woman will do a lot more damage to the rest of us than he will.

5 posted on 10/16/2012 4:11:52 PM PDT by Truth29
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To: nickcarraway
Then, out of nowhere, a naked man jumped out of the cave,

I thought he came from the cave?

Nowhere Cave Man?

6 posted on 10/16/2012 4:15:56 PM PDT by capydick (''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
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To: Truth29

I just got behind some idiot with an EBT card buying grape drank a candy bar and 2 packs of smokes.
I was waiting for like 5 mins.


7 posted on 10/16/2012 4:16:02 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: nickcarraway
"They need to...help the community more."

And we do that how? By giving you more donations?

Ah well, at least the donations he lives off of are voluntary rather than extorted. I suppose that makes him a pleasant parasite - for whatever that's worth.
8 posted on 10/16/2012 4:19:05 PM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: capydick

Didn’t the Beatles have a song about this guy? Nowhere Man?


9 posted on 10/16/2012 4:21:12 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: jakerobins

The occasional “character” is good for a community.


10 posted on 10/16/2012 4:22:09 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: jakerobins
Sounds harmless, just naked. I do think someone should offer him some shorts, that can't be a pleasant visit. Otherwise leave him alone.

I think the government will have a bone to pick with him, he don't pay any taxes on that CAVE house, surely the EPA is planning a visit as well.

11 posted on 10/16/2012 4:22:10 PM PDT by annieokie (O)
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To: annieokie

They gotta get their percentage of his, “blood money.”


12 posted on 10/16/2012 4:27:33 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
I hope that if he is not harming anyone, his residence needs to be kept quiet.

Heck, if I lived near, I may even leave some left overs available and some clean shorts. Keep a bar of soap out near the garden hose.

I think many men would love to live that lifestyle if they could get away with it, or have the fortitude to do it. Just give them a gun, fishing pole, lantern, matches, they would be in hog heaven.

13 posted on 10/16/2012 4:35:25 PM PDT by annieokie (O)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s a survivalist kook who got tired of waiting for the rapture. He’s got a whole neighborhood in youtube kookville. :)


14 posted on 10/16/2012 4:35:59 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Slings and Arrows

Caveman non-ping.


15 posted on 10/16/2012 4:38:06 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: SunkenCiv; Slings and Arrows

NAKED CAVEMAN PING


16 posted on 10/16/2012 4:38:16 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: nickcarraway

The Left ought to honor this gentleman for being a role model. He has almost a zero carbon footprint.


17 posted on 10/16/2012 4:39:00 PM PDT by lurk
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To: mylife

Over the summer I got behind a woman using EBT to buy 8-10 large cans of powdered baby formula. She had one baby in arms and a small toddler sitting in the cart.

I heard tongue clicking and deep sighs behind me, but I stuck it out and watched the transaction for the 10 minutes it took. It was profoundly sad watching this.

I’ve never seen a man with a women using EBT, it’s always a woman.


18 posted on 10/16/2012 4:39:52 PM PDT by Usagi_yo
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To: nickcarraway; All

He seems harmless. The movie was probably worse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u58TKioxsVs


19 posted on 10/16/2012 4:39:59 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: mylife

A while back I watched some woman in front of me in line buy two cases of Corona with a one hundred dollar bill. She paid for 6 limes with her LINK card.

The change from the beer purchase went back in her pocket.

I shouted “You’re welcome!” at her.


20 posted on 10/16/2012 4:42:49 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Usagi_yo

This was like a 35 year old man.


21 posted on 10/16/2012 4:46:17 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: jakerobins

“this guy scares me LESS than some Obama voters!!”

BUMP


22 posted on 10/16/2012 4:46:51 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn ( White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: Lurker

Amazing.


23 posted on 10/16/2012 4:47:05 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: annieokie

Hope he’s got a gun, at least.

There’s alimit to how harmless you should be.


24 posted on 10/16/2012 4:54:21 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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To: Verginius Rufus; Revolting cat!
Didn’t the Beatles have a song about this guy? Nowhere Man?

It was The Kinks, with APEMAN.

I think I'm sophisticated 'cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien,
But all around me everybody's multiplying and they're walking round like flies, man,
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo, man,
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an apeman.

I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cos I'm a strict vegetarian,
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians,
I don't feel safe in this world no more,
I don't want to die in a nuclear war,
I want to sail away to a distant shore
and make like an ape man.

I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman,
I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
oh I'm an apeman.
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky,
Compared to the clouds as they roll by,
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies,
I am an apeman.

In man's evolution he has created the city and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle.
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease,
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree,
Oh, what a life of luxury, to be like an apeman.

I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman,
I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
I am an ape man.
I look out the window, but I can't see the sky,
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes,
I want to get out of this city alive,
And make like an ape man.

Come and love me, be my apeman girl,
And we'd be so happy in my apeman world.
I'm an apeman,
I'm an ape, apeman,
Oh, I'm an apeman, I'm a King Kong man,
I'm a voo-doo man,
Oh, I'm an apeman.
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane,
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane,
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day,
Just like an apeman...

25 posted on 10/16/2012 5:00:36 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: nickcarraway

Better him as a neighbor than a Mexican drug cartel.


26 posted on 10/16/2012 5:03:56 PM PDT by bgill (Evil doers are in every corner of our government. Have we passed the time of no return?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Read the comments on Youtube about the, what else, RASIZM of this song!


27 posted on 10/16/2012 5:05:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Usagi_yo
I was behind a couple at Safeway. They had at least 50 dog food cans. The man put in his club member card to get the discount on the dog food. Then he said: "Wait, yes I WILL round my purchase out to $100, for breast cancer research (the promotion going on now).

The woman with him said: "Wait, let me swipe my EBT card!"

I must have missed something. Does EBT pay for dog food?

The man paid with a crisp $100 bill and got back about $40.

28 posted on 10/16/2012 5:20:33 PM PDT by boop (Sorry, folks. Park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.)
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To: nickcarraway

This is OUR future if obozo gets another 4 years!


29 posted on 10/16/2012 5:28:18 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Read SCOTUS Castle Rock vs Gonzales before dialing 911!)
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To: nickcarraway
"I don't feel safe,” one neighbor said.

That's liberal-speak for: "kill him."

I'm not joking. History has shown 200 million times in the last century that if you make a peace-loving liberal feel bad, you die:


30 posted on 10/16/2012 5:34:06 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: nickcarraway

31 posted on 10/16/2012 6:09:27 PM PDT by mirkwood (The more dishonorable their intentions, the more obtuse their language.)
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To: nickcarraway
"I'm sin free in every city. I'm baptized and saved. They need to worry about their own selves, to repent and help the community more."

If he would wear an animal skin and live off of locusts and wild honey, I would actually be almost inclined to take him seriously.
32 posted on 10/16/2012 7:39:18 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Squawk 8888; a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Stop that! It's silly! He's obviously a hermit.


33 posted on 10/16/2012 8:06:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: capydick; Slings and Arrows

34 posted on 10/16/2012 10:11:10 PM PDT by Morgana (Time to play cowboys and muslims.)
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To: nickcarraway

If I caught three strangers standing on my threshold, shooting video of my living room, you can bet the survivor(s) would be running hell bent for leather.


35 posted on 10/16/2012 11:34:23 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: a fool in paradise

He probably painted all those French caves too.


36 posted on 10/17/2012 3:47:19 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s the poster boy for the anti-Voter ID crowd. He’s nearly completely isolated from society, but still in tune enough to expound on the two Presidential candidates this election cycle. Get this guy to a polling place, stat.


37 posted on 10/17/2012 4:25:47 AM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: nickcarraway

His name “Legion” by any chance?


38 posted on 10/17/2012 7:14:59 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: annieokie; metmom

“I think many men would love to live that lifestyle if they could get away with it, or have the fortitude to do it. Just give them a gun, fishing pole, lantern, matches, they would be in hog heaven.”

-—<>-—<>-—<>-—<>-—<>-—

metmom: I think annieokie has been reading my diary... and you know my name is not “Legion”... LOL


39 posted on 10/17/2012 8:32:54 AM PDT by AFPhys ((Praying for our troops, our citizens, that the Bible and Freedom become basis of the US law again))
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To: AFPhys

LOL. I just know many men that have made comments about living like that. ROFL. Proof of this is to go look in their MAN CAVES at home. ROFL.


40 posted on 10/17/2012 8:46:09 AM PDT by annieokie (O)
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To: SunkenCiv
That's serious as an art attack.


41 posted on 10/17/2012 9:19:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: AFPhys

I hope not.


42 posted on 10/17/2012 3:07:05 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: nickcarraway
This guy looks reasonable to me.

Of course, I live alone in an earth-bermed off-grid house way the heck up on a hill in rural upstate NY, with no neighbors other than state-forest or lumber-company trees everywhere I look.

Okay, okay, I admit it, I sometimes stand on my front porch naked. But I have yet to chase anybody. There's nobody to see me. :)

43 posted on 10/17/2012 7:10:59 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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