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1 posted on 12/08/2012 9:03:29 AM PST by ExxonPatrolUs
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"It's sad to see it like this," he said, after having his picture taken in front of the dead whale.

LOL
2 posted on 12/08/2012 9:04:33 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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I hope it spreads joy and happiness for the stars for months to come!


3 posted on 12/08/2012 9:05:28 AM PST by albie
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Render it.


4 posted on 12/08/2012 9:06:22 AM PST by Paladin2
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How could they tell? The foul smell is coming from both the celebrities and whale.


5 posted on 12/08/2012 9:07:17 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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G-d has a sense of humor. Remember that Frasier skit where the seal died behind Maris/Niel's beach house when they were having an "important" soiree?

5.56mm

7 posted on 12/08/2012 9:08:13 AM PST by M Kehoe
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A selective tidal would be nice next.
8 posted on 12/08/2012 9:09:43 AM PST by bmwcyle (Women reelected Obama)
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Good.

I have had ther misfortune of having to deal with people from Malibu in a professional context.

They are THE biggest jerks on the planet.


10 posted on 12/08/2012 9:13:26 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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11 posted on 12/08/2012 9:14:14 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Having an abortion is "progressive"?)
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Should be interesting if they try to move it. Will probably fall apart and spread the rotting carcass everywhere. They'll never be able to get rid of the smell after that. Lol.
12 posted on 12/08/2012 9:16:48 AM PST by dhs12345
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I’d say emulsify the muck, put it in a sprayer truck, and spray the entire rich-asshole neighborhood.


14 posted on 12/08/2012 9:17:21 AM PST by Gaffer
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I read the headline and thought,”Poor Cher,her daughter died.”


15 posted on 12/08/2012 9:17:26 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Blow it up!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y


16 posted on 12/08/2012 9:17:59 AM PST by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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They should call out the dynamite experts to dispose of the carcass in their signature way. It would not hurt my feelings to see whale particles raining down on Barbara Streisand’s pagoda.


17 posted on 12/08/2012 9:18:14 AM PST by Yardstick
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This reminds me of a si fi story I read many years ago in which, after a storm, a dead man washes up on a modern West Coast beach. The man would have been 50 foot tall.


18 posted on 12/08/2012 9:19:26 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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Dynamite. There is a YouTube video of some fools blowing one up. Guess they thought tons of rotting flesh would just disappear. What they got was tons of well dispersed rotting flesh


19 posted on 12/08/2012 9:19:26 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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Such a sad, bloated, washed-up has-been... and now she’s got a dead whale in her backyard.


20 posted on 12/08/2012 9:21:29 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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So by Maria Newman's place you have composing too..
21 posted on 12/08/2012 9:22:19 AM PST by mikrofon (Malibu-bu)
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I thought this story was about Michael Moore or Rosie O’Doughnut.


24 posted on 12/08/2012 9:27:43 AM PST by Veggie Todd (Eat Mor Chikin)
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"People...people near rotting whales...are the angriest peeeeeeople of allllll...."
27 posted on 12/08/2012 9:30:39 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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Dead Malibu whale decomposing near stars' homes

28 posted on 12/08/2012 9:34:48 AM PST by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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