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Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized same day

Posted on 12/15/2012 5:43:32 AM PST by Drango

It all makes sense now... Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day:

Leviticus 20:13--"If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: vanity

1 posted on 12/15/2012 5:43:36 AM PST by Drango
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To: Drango

But it doesn’t say anything about two women! ;^)


2 posted on 12/15/2012 5:45:13 AM PST by jrg
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To: jrg

Judging from behavior, women become lesbians because their mouths have been filled with “gall and wormwood”. But which came first, the lesbianism or the bitterness?


3 posted on 12/15/2012 6:20:43 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Pennies and Nickels will NO LONGER be Minted as of 1/1/13 - Tim Geithner, US Treasury Sect)
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To: Drango

I’ve had some fun with this on other, more liberal forums, by suggesting that marijuana *causes* homosexuality. This idea was not appreciated, at all.

However, marijuana *is* loaded with plant estrogen, to the point where some men who use a lot of it develop breasts. The medical term is gynecomastia. The less flattering term is “man boobs.”


4 posted on 12/15/2012 6:24:56 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Pennies and Nickels will NO LONGER be Minted as of 1/1/13 - Tim Geithner, US Treasury Sect)
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To: Drango

Does the Bible say anything about packing fudge? Eheheh.
And why would an uncircumscribed gay stick their st.peter up the warm tunnel of stank as a certain fudge catcher net? Just sayin’ folks.


5 posted on 12/15/2012 6:28:07 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Drango

Kinda takes on a whole new perspective with these fellas.

6 posted on 12/15/2012 6:38:40 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Drango

Sadly, most of the lesbians I have met or have read about were sexually abused as children. I don’t know how many homosexual men that would apply to, but I bet it’s pretty high.

THe human brain continues to develop well into one’s teens and early twenties and I’m sure that sexual abuse during those years shapes the victims’ adult sexuality.

We have to protect our kids.


7 posted on 12/15/2012 6:45:07 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Judging from behavior, women become lesbians because their mouths have been filled with “gall and wormwood”.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Hmm, I pictured something different in my mind.


8 posted on 12/15/2012 6:46:30 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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To: Drango

now that’s actually funny! lol!


9 posted on 12/15/2012 8:05:47 AM PST by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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To: jrg

“For this cause God delivered them up to shameful affections. For their women have changed the natural use into that use which is against nature. And, in like manner, the men also, leaving the natural use of the women, have burned in their lusts one towards another, men with men working that which is filthy, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was due to their error.” Romans 1:26-27


10 posted on 12/15/2012 10:43:25 AM PST by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro can't pass E-verify)
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To: Drango

Today the left promotes this stuff by calling it “libertarianism”.


11 posted on 12/15/2012 2:00:21 PM PST by ansel12 (A.Coulter2005(truncated)Romney will never recover from his Court's create of a right to gay marriage)
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To: Drango

Which version of the Bible is this from? I was unable to find that quote in any of the translations at the following site:

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611_Leviticus-20-13/


12 posted on 12/16/2012 4:08:52 AM PST by Ken H
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